AITA for choosing love?
I ([[Floral Spuzzem]]) have been attacking for four turns now, trying to destroy opposing artifacts for my controller, who has nine poison counters. Last turn, my opponent played an [[Annex Sentry]] and attacked my controller, and I blocked her. She tried to step past me to get to my controller, and I stepped in front of her and we had a *moment* where our eyes met and our hands touched and we felt something special, and then the combat phase ended and my controller's turn began.
So here's where I might be TA. My controller orders me to attack the enemy, which is fine, but then I find out he wants me to destroy Annie (that's the sentry's name btw, she gave me her number!!). There's no blockers, so I *could*, but I see Annie looking at me with this pleading expression and I decide I don't want to destroy her. My controller gets angry and tells me I've cost him the game by choosing not to destroy target artifact under an opponent's control. But I'm allowed to choose not to, it says on my card! He can target Annie all he likes but it's *my* choice to destroy, not his, and I chose love.
So we go off on a [[Secret Rendezvous]] together instead, and then my controller's opponent proliferates, killing him.
So Reddit, AITA for choosing not to destroy target artifact under an opponent's control? AITA for choosing *love*?