Unusual Downvotes?

Hey guys, someone is stalking the sub and downvoting all of your post and comments.

That’s okay! I just wanted you to know. I have been watching it happen for the last few days, to be sure, I mentioned it to the other mods. And we all agree. There’s definitely been a pattern.

We have our suspicions as to who and why, but we don’t care! They can keep doing what they’re doing and we will keep doing what we’re doing.

We hope you’re enjoying the sub & we will try our best to make sure no one is terrorizing you here.

🦇✨

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u/_death-dealer_ — 1 day ago

08/10 - 08/16

• The week started off with the leftover fallout of an anonymous-AI-fanatic-creator who was exposed for grifting big bucks off the getchells. A lot of the commentary was centered around the speculation of his political & donation organization choices. After some poor treatment to viewers, a snark sub was dedicated to him. The heat was hot on TikTok so he moved to Kick(notkik)… which doesn’t look guilty at all?? 🤓

• Toward the middle of the week a smaller creator who is very close friends with Patrick’s dingleberry was accused by some viewers of attention seeking when they posted sensitive legal evidence & utilized getchell viewers for an expansion of traffic to their boyfriends personal channel. In response to this, they and their friends made AI songs detailing their threatening rise in the creator corner. 🥴

• Sarah was very excited to share her brand new besties with us!!! Gemini, ChatGpt, and Grok were so kind to Sarah they bought her seafood boil & all passed around a phone to take individual stock pictures together. On a more serious note, SHOUT OUT to the person who took a pic of them in the wild. You’re a hero. All I’m wondering now is did they just pick up food and come home? Because no way Theresa and Sarah had dinner together without a camera. Hahahaha. 🤖

• DING DING DING 🛎️ put on your boxing gloves!!!yourneurotictenniscoach is finally fighting someone worthwhile. Except.. everyone in the audience got knocked out too & now the story is going to go nowhere…. except to the people who mix peepeee and pepper flakes and light candles on her behalf. 🫪

This week is already starting off interesting, see you next week same place same time! 🦇✨

P.S.

>!As I’ve mingled here more and more. I noticed some of you have a lot of alt accounts, burners, whathaveyou. AND I DON’T CARE BUT… please stop talking to yourself in the comments.!<>!😭!<>!and please stop being moles. Don’t doxx. Don’t harass. Let people speak freely in private… or in forums. Without you stalking their every comment to be a dick to them. Don’t talk about your drinking problem to you and your 4 other alt accounts. Also don’t lie and make up stuff to sympathy farm. It’s all disturbing behavior. Let’s just chat and snark. Keep the therapy for the professionals and do not commit crimes. See you next week.!<

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u/_death-dealer_ — 2 days ago

The Naughty List ???

So you believed in Santa until 15…. but by 18 you wrapped Christmas lights around your ass & jumped straight into the world of deviancy sex crime content with your dad?

I can’t decide if the lying is a mental condition or a product of environmental conditioning.

u/_death-dealer_ — 3 days ago

Spotted In The Wild

WOW your friends look REALLY different in person Sarah?! 😭😂

I’m dead. 😵 … girl, I know your anxiety is up. Definitely just watch some vampire diaries and put the phone down. Resist the urge to keep lying more and more. 😭😂

u/_death-dealer_ — 4 days ago

Patrick’s Ariala Confession

With the AI friend debacle going on with Sarah right now, my mind goes back to this.

I fear another “it was AI” confession is around the corner. 🤣

u/_death-dealer_ — 4 days ago

Sarah’s New Friends

There’s just no way she thinks we would believe the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders are hanging out with her??! 😭😭 she could have at least AI generated herself with Tyler The Creator. Or Big AL types.

Where was the grease, stained shirts, dirty finger nails, general unkempt appearance??

…. Girl you need to stop thinking your dad is a genius. 🤦‍♀️ Every time he tells you to do something, you’re humiliated. Do you think that’s normal???

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u/_death-dealer_ — 4 days ago

🔙Throwback Thursday📺

Getchellville has a lot of history. Just a dad and his ladybug started turning our tummies during The Great Covid Blackout, finding their peculiar family on mainstream FYPs by 2023.

The last few years, we have laughed, cried, grieved, trolled, and for better or worse (😅**)... all have come together to form a community.**

A lot of familiar names pass through these digital walls, and new ones are coming as the side show attraction of Getchellville continues its travels to the darkest corners of human psyche.

>!This thread is scheduled every Thursday to share your most riveting, getchell inspiring, hearting trolling moments of the past with our infamous TikTok family! -!<

(Memes and side characters are welcome)

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u/_death-dealer_ — 7 days ago

Dear Opal

Hey Friends,

I know the Opal profile is questionable. We appreciate the people who take time to dig & make the dots connect.

The mod team here wants you to speak openly, about ALL subjects in the Getchells corner of shame.

I want to remind everyone to follow Reddits sitewide rules in this sub. We want you to banter and have fun, but please do not get the group nuked.

Do not use this sub to organize mass reporting on profiles you speculate to be the Getchells, or anyone else. Do not doxx anyone, do not harrass anyone, make sure your content is authentic & don’t share anything illegal. If you aren’t sure your post will follow guidelines, reach out to the mod team and we’ll help.

Thank you.

u/_death-dealer_ — 8 days ago

Snark Sub Mods

I want everyone to know that I have seen Davincis personal page, and they are not Patrick. I have not seen Echoes personal page, but I know people who have, and she is also not Patrick. The third mod is silent and I have absolutely no clue on, but alas, I do not believe them to be Patrick either.

I just wanted people to know, i don’t know why they’re so cunty sometimes but it’s not because they’re Patrick

Okay. Bye. :)

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u/_death-dealer_ — 13 days ago
▲ 72 r/TheDreamTeamDecoded+1 crossposts

Sarah Daydreaming A Different Life

I think she got so lost in the lyrics. You can’t convince me she doesn’t secretly want to be free of her freaky boyfriend.

u/_death-dealer_ — 1 month ago
▲ 90 r/TheDreamTeamDecoded+1 crossposts

Age Regression

It’s so odd, they’re always talking about age & acting like children.… here’s some clips of Patrick’s age regressing on his birthday.

u/_death-dealer_ — 1 month ago
▲ 21 r/TheDreamTeamDecoded+1 crossposts

No Universe For Patrick

It was so nice watching Patrick be disappointed by no universe. 🥰🤑 It was even better listening to his spiel about not giving up even when your enemies win😭🤧 how touching… 🙄

Pat, just be ready for the next round of laughs, on us. 🍻😝

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u/_death-dealer_ — 2 months ago

Da VinGetchell 🖌️🎨

I have a good friend who made this. She’s been banned from the subreddit, it’s been a bit boring ever since. 😪 I’m sharing her art with you all anyway bc it’s so cute. My personal favorite is the vape cloud, but the help me shirt is a close second 😆

u/_death-dealer_ — 2 months ago
▲ 178 r/TheGetchellFiles+1 crossposts

Uhhh… I Forgot My Lines! 🎬💋

WOW - I managed to get a good portion of their cyber-sidewalk-family fornication hustle & MAN OHH MAN were they so giddy & flirty tonight!! It’s the excitement of their new place. Which by the way — IS REAL! Can we get a carpet color counter? I want to see how long before it’s green and funky!

• The Live$tream starts off with S & T together on the casting couch wearing matching blue nursing home clothes. They chatted about the new place and S was as bland as ever. Answering questions monotone & following the script, T leaves early “for bed” & not because their script says, **T to exit stage left**

• P comes to join S — suddenly she is very perky! They passed flirty looks and teased one another other, a very romantic night for them! 🙃 At some point T realizes, shoot! I actually need to give this man a kiss — because I want to!! *wink* *wink* … WHOOPS! Don’t worry T, we don’t blame you. No one wants to kiss that guy!! EWWW‼️🤢

(video below, don’t forget to give us a kiss too T!!)

• P & S move on with getting cozy on their special couch. They have a lot to look forward to in their new twin bed! Nothing gonna get them down! You’re going to see a lot of post about how S is dumb for “not knowing that she’s done growing” … but that whole conversation (to me) was S trying to make herself look, sound, and appear younger to her boyfriend. She doesn’t care what any of us think. She wants to look and act like she did when they first kissed… like us, she can sense her boyfriend is losing interest😢

• The rest of the live is P negging S. Though… I can’t really tell if S was fawning or being shady back! LOL! I think both because of their rocky time rn... She was like “hey it’s probably a troll but they’re asking about your teeth” lmaooo SEE! NO ONE LIKES KISSING HIM!!

• They kind of seemed a little annoyed with one another at moments. Probably creative differences, S wants to be seen as an equal and maybe even push out her own content, but P doesn’t know how to break it to her that she’s actually supposed to be a back-ground actor. 😬

• Nearing the end of the live, P let us know that he doesn’t really care about Christian stuff that much when it comes to things he likes or give him a feeling of some kind. He also got mad at S because people were spamming the comments. Somehow that’s S’s fault lol. What a loser.

Pat… when you said “oh jeeze” I felt that because who the hell runs a family like this lmao.

u/_death-dealer_ — 10 days ago