I saw it last night and couldn't sleep akajsjdhdgdgdjfkfkdjshsgsgsjkdkdkdjdhsgsgsgsdkdjdhdg I love AI sometimes lol.
Credits- _aklilith _ on instagram.
Also... Am I the only one who sees a lil bit of resemblance with Rahul here?
I remember reading an article from something like Khaleej Times(?) where he said he loves swimming and called himself a water baby 🧜🏻♂️🌊 so cute
Yaar why is there not a single similarity between me and him???!!! He loves water sports and I start suffocating the moment I even see lots of water in one place fckin hell😭😭😭😭 I'd probably drown and die within three seconds of stepping into a swimming pool... but for him I would💔💔
Yaar.. ek baat sach batao... Tumlog ko kaisa lagta hai ye jaan ke, ki everyone... literally everyone has gotten a picture with him except me and y'all. Like... so many members in this sub... and none of us? 🥲
Also, Akshoo baby please give your eyebrows some rest...
He's so chotu sa baby yaar...
Neeche chotu sa rant hai skip if you guys want🫰
I'll never forgive Mahadev for making me born in 2004 bhaisahab itna late🥀
Anyways guys something funny happened–
I lost my chance with Akshaye because he looks like a wise, respectful, mature bla bla bla old man who will never date women this young🤧 (my friend's words when she saw my stories for Akshoo I had posted last night like a maniac)
As if I ever had any chance even if he dates young women💔lmao
OR OR As if Akshaye being 51(or even more) would stop me if I still ever get a chance lol.
Idk what Akshaye would think about a 29 year old age gap tho. I don't mind. What do you guys think? 🤧
Such broad body omfgjsjskkskskshdgdjsksksjggh
Is there any new project announcement Akshaye will be a part of? Or is this man gonna disappear for another 2-3 years? 😭😭😭😭 Yaar rn at least I have something to hold onto ki haan thoda sa aur wait karte hain, Mahakaali ayegi January pe. BUT USKE BAAD KYAAAAAA???!!!! Are there any news girlies? ANY news? Where is he?
Credit- edits.by.sm_ on instagram
Now I'm imagining Akshaye in a dual role in some movie lol would be fun and yes Rehman and Shauryaman actually are giving that older-younger brother vibes and their names freaking rhyme too😭😭😭😭
Bade Miyaan Chhote Miyaan XD
Akshaye will probably file a restraining order against me if he sees this lol😭😭😭
But BUT!! Hear me out your honour..!!! I was actually making it for my friend's daughter and it was HIS WIFE'S idea I should do one for my celebrity crush since they know about my Akshaye paglu-ness and the pictures turned out quite pretty and Akshoo looks so cute so I had to show you guys😭
You guys might be knowing every mumma out there is making their child Krishna today.. Gonna delete it in an hour or so... I'm dying of cringe lmao.
Btw the original pictures I used for reference are in the third slide :)
Jai Kanhaiya Laal ki😁❤️
https://www.reddit.com/r/Akshaye_Khanna/s/ZU1IAXEXjZ
This was the original post besties... I only zoomed in on Akshaye cuz I'm thirsty like that🫠
Like... this clip has no reason being this HAWTTTTTTTTT 🫦❤️🔥 OML
Mujhe Aise Mat Dekhiye Akshaye.... Warna Iske Baad Jo Hoga, Uske Zimmedar Sirf Aap Honge 🫵😤
Don't you guys sometimes wonder what kind of selfies or screenshots he has saved in his phone? 😭 Or if he saves videos on YouTube to watch later. Or what he watches on Netflix? Or what kind of WhatsApp status he uploads. Lol he probably doesn't even explore that feature. But still girlies... let's discuss our wild guesses it's gonna be fun😜
I'll go first... if Akshaye were to post a status on WhatsApp, he would probably upload a picture of a freshly ripe tomato or maybe a picture of his garden with no captions or probably some tiny quote with no context from a book he read.
Okay so serious talk first... say it with me... YUVAA DID US DIRTY!! 🔊
They know Rehman Dakait craze, they know the recent Shukracharya's craze.
They saw how almost all the comments under the DCH reunion post were about Akshaye.
I really don't think Akshaye called in sick at the last moment. Is he really that unprofessional? I don't know... but I really can't believe that pehle he told them he'll come and then denied coming at the last moment.
The "jhuthe jhuthe vaade" the song above talking about is for WeAreYuvaa. They literally created the hype for days, That Taneja guy even had responded with a "😁" to someone who commented something like "Please tell me Akshaye will be there"
And even now, there's not a single post from them ki Akshaye nahi aa paye.
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Accha abhi please don't come for me😭🙏 par even though I cried earlier ki Akshaye nahi aaye, now I'm weirdly satisfied that he didn't come.
I mean, ja kar Yuvaa page me stories dekho unki... the crowd, the audience... g***d jal rahi thi meri🫠 ye soch soch kar ki all these people will be seeing Akshaye, probably even click pictures with him😒
Ab you guys can call me a jealous bitch, a toxic fan... kuch bhi but I'm happy that crowd didn't get to see Akshaye💀
Also, if the news of Akshaye being sick is true, let's pray he gets well soon. Sad we couldn't get new Akshaye content, but our jaanu's health comes first ❤️
Also, the song above is so accurate for our situation omg! Piya sach me nahi aaye...🥲
Main 3 ghante so kar abhi uthi. Ye sach kar soyi thi ki by the time I wake up... feed pe Akshaye hi Akshaye honge. Wtf? Ye aadmi hai kaha?
Lucky humans. God clearly has favourites...🥲
He'll smile at them. He'll fcking say "Hello" to them.
Credits- dilkaar.in on instagram
I feel someone should forward the fourth slide to Akshaye's Whatsapp, if he uses any, and ask him to forward these to the Khans and Kumars of Bollywood if he has their numbers😆 cuz damn the buzz our man is creating😭🔥... like the genuine appreciation and love he's been receiving, people calling him "legend, yeh oscar le kar hi manega, aura farmer"yaar just reading all these feels so heartwarming. But it could never be enough he deserves so so sooooooooo much more!
Today I also saw one edit on Instagram that said "We've officially entered Akshaye Khanna's era which has just begun." and omg omg yes yes sooooo freaking true!🔥💯
I'm sorry but Shahrukh, Salman, Amir, Akshay could never🥀
Also, I feel the third one actually suits our Akshaye so so much.
And that "हर किरदार पर्दे को चीर देता है" in the first one is so dope😩🤌🏻
My whole family is going gaga over Akshaye ever since watching the trailer. Maa keeps telling me, "Wo Akshaye Khanna or Maa Kali wala video laga na." 😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️
My bhaiya who was at work when the teaser dropped, saw my WhatsApp and Instagram stories and when he returned at night he looked so excited (he's a DCH and Border paglu btw) he was like "BAAP RE, wo safed daadhi wala tera Akshaye (MERA AKSHAYE YES YES) Khanna hai?! Mai to pehchan hi nahi paa raha tha bhai tera status dekha to samajh aya ki Akshaye Khanna hai tabhi tu status lagayi hai." LIKE SIR I TOLD YOU MY MAN'S A FREAKING CHAMELEON.
Even my sister who was talking to me on call yesterday went "Mai tera status dekhi, tera Akshaye (blush blush) to mast lag raha hai. Kab aa rahi hai movie? Saath me dekhne jayenge."
Like... January is literally months away and everyone has already decided we all will go together to watch the movie.🥳🥳🥳🥳
AND AND my neighbour bhaiya bhabhi who're added on my WhatsApp and basically the whole society knows about my Akshaye Khanna obsession. I was taking a stroll on my terrace last evening and that neighbour bhaiya bhabhi were on their terrace and they went "Arey Shiv! Bade status laga rahi hai. Kya baat hai, tera Akshaye (again mera Akshaye thank you!) to kamaal kar diya. Pehle Rehman Dakait or ab Shukracharya."
Everyone is gushing over him. EVERYONE!
Social media, family, neighbours....
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😭🧿❤️
After seeing so many praises of Mahakaali's first glimpse... I really can't wait for tomorrow bhai😭🙏🏻🙇🏻♀️
Manali???!! The place tagged in the post is like a luxury spa+ resort. Was it for some shoot? Or maybe a vacation?! Do you guys think he went alone??
Fck my life bhai I'm losing my shiii over something that probably happened 6 years ago. 🥀
Also, sorry guys if any of you're against AI cuz I used Gemini to enhance the second slide picture as you can see in the third slide cuz the screenshot was a bit grainy.
Shauryaman Gaur 💕🔥
The only good thing about the movie otherwise it was filled with plotholes imo.
Ik I've posted this earlier too but I really don't know where else to talk about this again😭🙏🏻
Kya forearms hain bhai is aadmi ke KYA FINGERS HAINNNNNNNN. 💓💓💓💓💓💓
Like the first slide... DAMN. 🥵 Such perfectly, slightly curved thick forearm with that single THICK vein so shamelessly popping out (ye forearm ka description kam, kisi or part ka description zyada lag raha hai OOPS)
HOLY MUSCLE DEFINITION AAASKDGDJSKSKSHGDJDKDKDJD KILL ME
Then those fingers on the second slide and again all those veins slithering all over the back of his hand like snakes around my neck. LIKE THOSE FINGERS ARE LITERALLY LONG ENOUGH TO... nvm...
AND THOSE WRISTS. ALL THAT BODY HAIR SO DELICATELY COVERING HIS SKIN.
Yaar idk what has happened to me maybe it's just because I'm ovulating... but I always thought "I respect Akshaye alot he's so much older than me, even as an admirer I need to maintain boundaries" but ab everything is out of my control😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Bta the transition from that meaty forearm into a comparatively narrower wrist in the first slide is sooooo mind boggling.
LOOK AT HIMMMMMMM😭😭😭😭😭
Ye second slide mere sath meri arthi tak jayegi wish me rest in peace because I'm NOT surviving naked torso Akshaye 🥵🔥