u/absudrlyhappyinpolis

stupid summer fun

stupid summer fun

For whatever reason, the Gophers (past, present and future hopeful PDubs), on Media Day elect to make a TikTok using Lola Young’s “Messy” (NSFW - F-BOMB alert!)

Featuring 

Ella Huber, Peyton Hemp, Emma Kreisz, Abbey Murphy, Josefin Bouveng, Nelli Leitinen, Syd Morrow, Chloe Primanero, Bella Fanale, Maddie Kaiser, Gracie Graham, Hannah Clark, Natalie Mlynkova, Allie Franco, Ava Lindsay, Audrey Wethington, Olivia King, Syd Bailey, Layla Hemp, Molly Jordan, Olivia Kortan, Jaime Nelson, Kendra Distad, Teresa Plosova etc, etc

Go Gophers!

Share dumb stuff!

https://www.tiktok.com/@ellahuber26/video/7461447771783138606

https://www.tiktok.com/@abbey18murphy/video/7597481025123536142 (of course Abbey makes the Swedish girl drop the F-Bomb. Coach Boom in the background, laughing.)

One thing about the Abbey Murphy version, by the scoreboard she taped the TikTok at 10:07. The serious pic is 10:09. The ‘fun’ pick is 10:10. They did all of this in the span of four minutes.

u/absudrlyhappyinpolis — 4 days ago

Taking shape

Entry Draft and Phase Whatever are behind us. We're going to rely on rookies to fill out the roster. The league has expanded - which is great - at the cost of certain teams (Frost). We can't compare these teams to the All Star teams that played the first two seasons - and neither can any of the other teams.

The line rotations will be interesting. Swiderski could scale up fast.

This is a good looking squad:

Forwards

3/5 Olympians intact - Heise, Pannek, Zumwinkle. KCS status pending.

Hymlarova, Butorac - someone called it recently. They're not going to replace BCS production, but they replace her size.

Showing faith: Petrie (healthy?), Anderson; the late season trades - Cogan, Giguere.

Rookies: Vainikka (Viivi is more fun, isn't it? We just lost {TRADED} Naz Reid, maybe people will get Viivi tattoos), Christian (3rd round pick, played with top shelf players at PSU).

Need 1-2 more (KCS pending). Upson, Beecher (rookie)?

Defenders

Stecklein, Morin, Buchbinder.

Rookies: Swiderski (first line by mid season?), Henderson (UMD grad, good experience)

Showing faith: Becker.

What's up with Jincy?

Goalies

This is Rooney. May need a third.

The Boss, unsigned with a graduate degree and career/life options; the Russian - Gredzen - will be interesting (who has seen a Russian team in years?). Sounds like a heist movie.

ALSO, if you've read this far:

Who do you think will be the next union rep? Also, Captain if KCS takes some time off? {I don't know how to make a poll.}

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u/absudrlyhappyinpolis — 11 days ago

Let's review

Based on last year's opening position roster; barring losses and additions. I'll add that our late season trades - Roese, Giguere, Cogan seemed to get more acclimated, effective and ice time toward playoff time:

Forwards (13)

Heise, Pannek, Zumwinkle, KCS, Hymlarova, Vainikka, Christian. Some combination of six of these seven: Petrie (injury status?), Butorac, Anderson, O'Donohoe, Cogan, Giguere, Upson. Cheever seems like a Reserve slot.

Defenders (7)

Stecklein, Morin, Swiderski, Buchbinder, Roese, Bizal. One more spot: Henderson, Becker or Ricker - the other two going to Reserve?

Goalie (3)

Rooney, Gredzen - we haven't seen Russian hockey in a long time, she might be really good?, Boissannault - she's got a Master's Degree, doesn't she? She just won a PDub Community Service award, but maybe she wants to get on with the rest of her life?

Reserve (3)

Cheever and a couple others.

With the entire league thinning out after a second consecutive expansion, this is not that bad. It would be fun if Roese worked out long enough for us to draft her sister, Joy Dunne (Murphey's roommate in Milan).

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u/absudrlyhappyinpolis — 18 days ago