

My coworker is Noah’s ex-girlfriend.
The photos are from 2021. They dated from 2020 to 2021, so the quality isn’t the best. I was given permission to post them as long as I don’t show her face.
I’ll try to give some brief context. This coworker and I started following each other on Instagram, and I took a quick look through her profile. I noticed some likes from Noah on her posts, so I played dumb until I finally asked her about it. I won’t name this ex-girlfriend, but she didn’t tell me anything beyond what we already know.
In our conversation, I told her a little about the situation with his son. She had no idea about it, but she wasn’t surprised.
She told me a little about his behavior and his family dynamic. I won’t get into details because they’re things I can’t verify, but according to her, his family has always turned a blind eye to the things he did.
Another thing she told me was about the type of girls he tends to get involved with: always thin girls, preferably extremely thin (that part is undeniable), without much of a chest or a bigger butt. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but she was talking about an unhealthy level of thinness.
When they met, she was skinny, without much of a chest or butt. That was around the time he went viral for his fitness content, and they started going to the gym together. As a result, her body started changing, she began developing more muscle, and apparently she stopped being attractive to him. According to her, that’s why Noah broke up with her.
After that, they never spoke again. Years later, she moved to Galveston.
That made me think about a few things that seem to make a lot of sense in my head.
Around the time Noah broke up with Belle, someone posted somewhere on Reddit that he pressured her into ❄️. I don’t know if that’s actually true. I’ve seen a lot of people deteriorate because of ❄️ use, although I’m not saying that’s what happened to her.
Now, with Riley, it seems like she’s getting thinner and thinner. A few days ago, someone posted a photo of Noah holding her by the waist and commented on it, and apparently Riley is taking something that’s making her lose even more weight.
I find that really concerning if it’s true—especially if she’s resorting to questionable methods to fit the body type Noah seems to want.
I think this might be the worst she’s ever dressed.
I don’t think she’s ever been to Lollapalooza before. This is the first time I’ve ever seen someone wear a bikini top to that festival. She looked like the only person dressed for a pool party.
This showed up on my TikTok.
I took these screenshots from a video that showed up on my TikTok. I censored them because I figured Reddit would probably remove the video otherwise.
Anyway, I find it really strange how Noah seems so comfortable exposing his own butt around his friends.
Noah’s going-out outfit is basically what I wear to bed.
The iconic red underwear is back. I honestly don’t think it’s been washed since Coachella, it’s starting to look itchy.
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I know Noah is very performative and that this video isn’t spontaneous, but what really caught my attention is that, in this staged video, he “wakes up” and leaves the house without brushing his teeth.
Like I said, it’s obviously a staged video, so he probably wasn’t actually sleeping beforehand. Still, it doesn’t surprise me that he didn’t brush his teeth. In my opinion, he doesn’t come across as a particularly clean person, and this video only reinforced that impression.
Farewell, red underwear.
I think the classic red underwear Noah apparently used to wear every day has been replaced by this T-shirt. On the rare occasions when he’s actually wearing clothes, he’s wearing this one.