u/ambelamba

What would have happened if Bill Clinton wanted to change the National Anthem and had...Primus to write the new National Anthem?

...please don't let it be Statue of the Liberty's rusty blue beaver....

u/ambelamba — 3 days ago

What would happen if the US stops deporting undocumented and/or criminal immigrants altogether, instead they must prove their worthiness through labor camps?

Oh, and if your crime is bad enough...good news is you won't get deported. The bad news is you work till you drop dead.

u/ambelamba — 6 days ago

What would happen if Donald Trump turns out to be a runt Viltrumite abandoned on Earth and soon after that Obama reveals himself as the last son of Krypton?

Don't look at me like that. This is the only Super Obama image I could find.

u/ambelamba — 8 days ago

What would have happened if the LHC by CERN created a space-time disruption in 2014, turning the world into all of Neil Blomkamp projects combined?

And as a side effect, both typical South Africans and Americans end up looking like Die Antwoord.

u/ambelamba — 9 days ago

What would happen if HantaVirus turns into a highly contagious strain and starts a new Pandemic on July 2026, except that it mutates into completely non-lethal HentaiVirus?

Anyone infected by the virus becomes raging sukebe hentai.

u/ambelamba — 11 days ago
▲ 11 r/Actors

Why wasn't he cast for the TV sitcom The Goldbergs? What went wrong?

Well, he is a Goldberg, right? RIGHT?!

u/ambelamba — 13 days ago
▲ 49 r/Actors

Which actors went extra miles to escape the previous roles?

Yeah seems like he really really wanted to get away from James Bond. (So I guess he really wanted to be taken seriously as an actor)

u/ambelamba — 13 days ago
▲ 53 r/ChatGPT

Biblically Accurate Florida Man, with bare minimum prompt.

Prompt: Create a hilarious, funny, unserious image: Create an illustration of a male character that fits the caption "Biblically Accurate Florida Man". The art style is inspired by J C Leyendecker and Alphonse Mucha.

u/ambelamba — 14 days ago

Prompt: A hilarious movie poster illustration of the film adaptation of Handmaid's Tale as an action movie, starring Mila Jovovich and written and directed by Paul W S Anderson. And the tagline is "I am of nobody, damnit!!!"

u/ambelamba — 16 days ago

Prompt: Create a satirical illustration. Aspect ratio: 3:4 portrait. Style: comedic twist on Dean Cornwell and Norman Rockwell. Concept: with the caption at the bottom "Be fearless, since fear is incompatible with PROFITMAXXING!!!" And the illustration has Uncle Sam maxxing on stimulant yelling at Americans "Be fearless!!!"

u/ambelamba — 18 days ago

I asked the same question in a different subreddit about alternative history, and the reactions were less than kind. I guess they didn't like the timeline where soviet union was a better Christian nation.

u/ambelamba — 20 days ago

  1. There was actually a shelved anime idea back in the 90s about alien invaders joining forces with a dictator from a developing country.

  2. Turns out, aliens love grass-fed beef.

u/ambelamba — 24 days ago

OK, Canada is not Cuba right? Right?! They will be allowed to have French nuclear units stationed in their soil without any international uproar, right?!

u/ambelamba — 25 days ago