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Holy fucking crap. I just had the craziest half awake dream experience ever.
Here's what happened in order.
I was in a normal dream and died in it. That death kind of woke me up partially, but then I immediately fell back asleep. There was no gap. The second I fell back asleep, I was already there.
I was cradled in a tentacle arm made of nebula cloud. A sentient universe. Mr. Universe.
He spoke to me. His voice was monotone, like his mouth was full of peanut butter, but impossibly deep and alien. The sounds coming out were just nonsense noise, but inside my head it translated perfectly into English. He said, "You cannot live as long as the Earth does not exist yet, my child."
His tone was so loving. Like a father holding his child. Not threatening at all. I felt completely safe.
Then he showed me the most insane cosmic flashes of my entire life. Topped any psychedelic I've ever taken, and I've done 4 to 8 grams of Penis Envy lemon tekked before, which was already incomprehensible.
But this was infinitely more real. On psychedelics I've never seen entities. Here I saw them. Cosmic sized. Insanely infinitely complex beings. I could feel each of their souls. Hundreds of different variations in just a few seconds. It felt like more was fit into those few seconds than time should even allow.
Flashes of entities the size of universes. Beings of light, death, creation, everything possible. They were benevolent faces and forms, flashing rapidly, like Mr. Universe was rolling time backward, showing me what existed when time wasn't even a thing. Not before or after. Just outside of it completely.
At the end everything went blindingly white. I almost jolted back into my body, and I was immediately wide awake.
I'm not religious at all. I've had weaker visions before, and psychedelics have made me feel weird about reality, but nothing concrete or actual. This was different. This was realer than real, but I still can't call it concrete. I don't know what to call it.
Two entities I remember clearly.
One was a giant spaghetti man. His limbs went around his universe like a maze, stretched and tangled infinitely, with his face in the center.
Another was a giant melting river face person, adorned with geometry, glowing with a white flowing color that looked like golden lava.
And a bunch of other incomprehensible beings I can't describe.
Has anyone else experienced anything like this? Being held by a sentient universe? Being shown cosmic flashcards of entities? What the hell just happened to me?