ai IS helping dumbasses fake it and make it
i can’t take it anymore, there’s this bozo on my team that can not fucking code. i swear to god. he’s online for maybe 2 hours a day cumulatively (we work remote) and every minute he is, he manages to get on every single last nerve i have in my body. for some god forsaken reason my manager keeps giving him to me to help with my projects and i have yet to see any evidence that this mf has a functional iq higher than that of a fucking rock. right hand on the bible he’s just feeding my user stories to copilot and shitting out prs, like you dumb mother fucker no way in hell you picked up the work and finished a 12 file pr in one hour. we literally just had a meeting about code quality and somehow your pr went against literally EVERY SINGLE STANDARD WE HAVE. WE DONT EVEN HAVE HIGH STANDARDS.
it’s so bad man, i leave like 20+ comments on his PR and for each one im losing braincells trying to not make my comment sound condescending, but it is so fucking hard to be like ‘hey maybe you missed it but you know the GIANT FUCKING UI THING IN THE FIGMA THAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU SEE? you DONT FUCKING HAVE IT IN YOUR BRANCH. did you perhaps LOOK AT THE FIGMA or RUN YOUR CODE? maybe TRY DOING THAT BEFORE YOU WASTE MY TIME ASKING FOR A REVIEW’
i’m not even a senior dev (though i did get promoted at the start of the year yay :)). he’s older than me AND he’s been on the team longer than me. i’ve brought up concerns to my manager. unfortunately, my manager is a fucking ai nut who sees no problem delegating all your work to ai, and he’s one of those touchy feely managers whos all about second (and maybe 26 more) chances. he’s not a fucking intern. i didn’t sign up to be a fucking babysitter.
i’m so tired man. i hate working with him. we’re might not have high standards but our company isn’t just some nugu company, i make well over six figures and it makes me physically nasesous thinking bozo over here is making anywhere near what i am. not that i’m even all that great, i just got lucky with this job, and there are so many other brilliant people out there who should be in his position instead. fuck.