u/aveztruzsexy

After a terrible and expensive Amazon blunder, I have a bunch of junk that I don't know where to put. I mean, the attic is still filled with rats, and I can't put these on the bookstore so...

We're having a sale! If you want dozens of orange clocks, Dorian Gray decor paints and "Lord" fly zappers, come check it out.

Also, we STILL have a lot of "The Great Gatsby" copies since the school doesn't use these anymore. They're at half price.

I thought business was already bad with no one buying anything on the back to school sale, but now there are RATS on my store??? Did they come from the restaurant across the street? Why would they eat the books? They have no nutritional value! Did anyone else also have problems with these pests? How can I get rid of them?