Instead of Dumbledore and the Weasleys manipulating Harry into liking them for the greater good, they manipulate him into NOT liking them for the greater good.

“He accused me of being ‘Dumbledore’s man through and through.’”

“How very rude of him.”

“I told him I was.”

Dumbledore opened his mouth to speak and then closed it again. Behind Harry, Fawkes the phoenix let out a low, soft, musical cry. To Harry’s intense embarrassment, he suddenly realized that Dumbledore’s bright blue eyes looked rather angry, and stared hastily at his own knees. When Dumbledore spoke, however, his voice was quite steady. “I am very touched, Harry,” he said. But he didn’t look happy. 

When Harry left his office, Dumbledore called Ron over. “Good evening, Mr. Weasley. Lemon drop? I hear your family is very good at manipulating people.”

“Yes, professor Dumbledore. My sister Ginny is so worried that Harry is going to fall in love with her and she doesn’t think she’s worthy of it, so if it happens she plans to lie to him that she used a Love Potion on him so that he won’t want to talk to her anymore. And back when Harry was about to start his first year at Hogwarts, my mom didn’t want the family to befriend him cause she thought he deserved better friends than poor people like us, so she pretended to not know what the platform number is in the hopes that Harry would think she’s stupid and not talk to her. But it didn’t work since Harry didn’t know how to get on the platform, so it backfired horribly and caused him to befriend us.”  

“Very clever, Ron. That makes you perfect for an assignment I’d like to give you. Harry told me earlier today that he was really loyal to me, and I’m worried that won’t end well because I’m going to die at the end of the school year and send Harry and you and Miss Granger out hunting Voldemort’s Horcruxes by yourself. With how much he likes me he’s probably going to waste a lot of time mourning me when I die, and also will be too unconfident in himself to think about how to find Horcruxes without me there. So in order to ensure that doesn’t happen and Harry lets go of his love for me for the greater good, I need you and Miss Granger to convince Harry that I’m actually a manipulative asshole who left him with the Dursleys for no good reason, stole money from his vault, caused Voldemort’s turn to evil, and more malicious stuff like that. That way, he won’t like me anymore and won’t be distracted from his destiny by his attachment to me.”

“That sounds great Professor, but I do have a request. Once me and Hermione are done bashing you and manipulating Harry to hate you, do you mind it if I manipulate him into hating me too? After how badly I treated him when his name came out of the Goblet of Fire, I’m worried that I might do something wrong and desert him on this Horcrux hunt you want him to do, and Harry deserves a better friend to accompany him than that.” 

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u/avimo1904 — 15 hours ago

Dumbledore was right that there was a reason the DADA job curse started the year after he refused to give the position to Voldemort. However, he forgot that correlation doesn’t always imply causation.

The DADA curse was cast not by Voldemort, but by another secret dark wizard with a connection to the founders who had the power to control everything in Hogwarts. Before casting the curse, this dark wizard had killed the previous professor that had taught it and created the opening when Voldemort applied for the second time, hence why the curse started that year. The curse was supposed to be the first phase of his master plan to take over the wizarding world, but when Voldemort started the First Wizarding War shortly after he decided to wait for him to be defeated first cause he was a dangerous rival. But after the events of Deathly Hallows, he realized Voldemort is gone for good and prepares to finally reveal himself.

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u/avimo1904 — 9 days ago

Septima Vector loves showing off her arithmancy skills and how much she knows about the topic. So when she hears about how Dudley was mad that he got 36 presents, she Apparates to 4 Privet Drive to give Dudley a lecture about how because of magic math stuff it’s actually better than getting 38.

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u/avimo1904 — 9 days ago
▲ 10 r/aifails

Gemini does not know how to play Wordle

When I tried the first time it gave me the answer and defeated the point of the game, and the second time ended in it repeatedly contradicting itself

u/avimo1904 — 12 days ago

Dumbledore was right that there was a reason the DADA job curse started the year after he refused to give the position to Voldemort. However, he forgot that correlation doesn’t always imply causation.

The DADA curse was cast not by Voldemort, but by another secret dark wizard with a connection to the founders who had the power to control everything in Hogwarts. Before casting the curse, this dark wizard had killed the previous professor that had taught it and created the opening when Voldemort applied for the second time, hence why the curse started that year. The curse was supposed to be the first phase of his master plan to take over the wizarding world, but when Voldemort started the First Wizarding War shortly after he decided to wait for him to be defeated first cause he was a dangerous rival. But after the events of Deathly Hallows, he realized Voldemort is gone for good and prepares to finally reveal himself.

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u/avimo1904 — 12 days ago

During the Battle of the Astronomy Tower, Snape reaches Dumbledore before Draco. However, he fires the Killing Curse right after Draco shows up, causing it to accidentally hit him instead of Dumbledore.

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u/avimo1904 — 1 month ago

Sir Cadogan and the Fat Lady both have ghosts. When a ghost traveler from Hogwarts comes and tells them about how they have portraits there, the ghosts decide to go to Hogwarts too and compete with the portraits to be the true legacy of the two.

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u/avimo1904 — 1 month ago

Sir Cadogan and the Fat Lady both have ghosts. When a ghost traveler from Hogwarts comes and tells them about how they have portraits there, the ghosts decide to go to Hogwarts too and compete with the portraits to be the true legacy of the two.

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u/avimo1904 — 2 months ago

During the Battle of the Astronomy Tower, Snape reaches Dumbledore before Draco. However, he fires the Killing Curse right after Draco shows up, causing it to accidentally hit him instead of Dumbledore.

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u/avimo1904 — 2 months ago

Muggles have discovered wizards and gone to war at least once every decade. Each time, it ends with the wizarding governments winning and Obliviating all the Muggles before Obliviating their own magical citizens too to wipe out the trauma.

After Voldemort overthrows the Ministry in DH and has the Imperiused Thicknesse installed as his puppet Minister, the Death Eaters discover the Ministry’s big secret and decide to leak it to the entire British magical populace, making them all remember the previous wars in the process.

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u/avimo1904 — 2 months ago

After the end of the Second Wizarding War, Harry visited St. Mungo’s to meet with some magical scientists who were really curious to study and learn more about the effects being half killed by the Killing Curse and temporarily sent to limbo had on Harry. After performing a bunch of tests, they determined that in addition to eliminating the Horcrux, the Killing Curse would have eliminated any other kind of enchantment or spell that had been placed on Harry against his will, and publish that and all their other discoveries in the Daily Prophet.  

At the same time, Harry had lost his feelings for Ginny ever since the Battle of Hogwarts and never felt any attraction to anymore, and couldn’t figure out why. After the scientists publish their discovery, Harry and his friends, as well as most British witches and wizards paying attention to them, conclude that Ginny must’ve used a love potion on him with its effects being undone by the Killing Curse. Upon this revelation, Harry immediately breaks up with Ginny and he and his friends coming to hate her, with Ginny being expelled from Hogwarts by McGonagall, kicked out of her family by Molly and Arthur, and turned into an ostracized and hated figure in the magical community.

However, Ginny never really used a love potion on Harry. What actually happened is that Harry’s scar Horcrux is what caused his attraction to Ginny, as the fact that Ginny had also been possessed by Voldemort’s soul led to Harry feeling some kind of magical connection to her that happened to manifest as romance, leading him to lose his feelings for her when the scar Horcrux’s death caused said connection to disappear. 

Ginny, having been horribly hurt and depressed from all the hate she’s been getting, is desperate to prove her innocence and make up with her family and the trio. One day she’s had enough and sets out to find a way to prove it was always the Horcrux and she never would do anything like use a love potions on someone, and only time will tell if she will succeed. 

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u/avimo1904 — 2 months ago