u/awkwardcultism

Image 1 — "Guys, you aren't looking at the big picture. With this magic remote, we could cure cancer, or end world hunger, or―"
Image 2 — "Guys, you aren't looking at the big picture. With this magic remote, we could cure cancer, or end world hunger, or―"

"Guys, you aren't looking at the big picture. With this magic remote, we could cure cancer, or end world hunger, or―"

It's always the rational one who gets cheerleaderfied first.

u/awkwardcultism — 2 days ago

The red shirt, one hour after the transporter accident swaps his body with the hottest babe on the ship:

I saw him handing the transporter operator some latinum last night... maybe it wasn't an accident?

u/awkwardcultism — 6 days ago

You wake up in the world of the last film you watched, in the body of your favorite female character. How screwed are you?

I'm probably going to struggle to make to the end credits without losing at least my oral virginity, but considering how Death Proof goes for some of the girls, I could've done much worse.

u/awkwardcultism — 1 month ago