
I made this while drunk. Pastina with canned horse meat.
u/basedfinger — 23 hours ago

I want her to ruin my life. I want it to be so traumatic that I traumatize my therapist. And I want it to be unsanitary too, I'm talking about all sorts of bodily fluids. Piss, cum, saliva, liver enzymes, all of them. I want her to circumcise me with her stomach acid, dissolve my entire dick even. I want her to beat the crap out of me while I'm drunk, break every bone in my body. I want her to suffocate me to death on her G-cups, get resuscitated, and suffocate to death once again after she sits on my face and farts down my fucking throat.
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I sure hope she doesn't. I'd scrape the crusted shit off her asshole and snort it like cocaine, god diggity damn!