u/beordon

Now that's a spicy meat-a-ball

Front row seats to the headbangers' ball tonight

Chunky bespectacled monkey

I am endlessly amused by brown thrashers. Why are you in such a hurry? Where did all that neck come from? And how did you turn into a startled basketball? So many more questions than answers, truly one of nature’s great mysteries

Lifer but it didn’t take much brain power to compute whomst he must be

He does look quite a bit more athletic than most of the other sparrow blorbs I see around as well

He said, 🥎

I was hoping to see him catch a frog but he just yawned, preened, and made silly faces… only saw one go go gadget neck in 30 minutes and it was just to get a drink and on the wrong side of the log

Nobody wants to work anymore

We are still friends though, nobody has ever accused me of being the world’s most industrious human either