u/big_sxy1778

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I may not be the sharpest crayon in the box, but I can still color outside the lines. And honestly, that's probably where the fun is anyway. 😂

I'm looking for a woman who actually craves connection. Someone I can message throughout the day stay up way too late talking to send random thoughts to and occasionally annoy each other just because we can.

Honestly: I'm going through a divorce of almost 10yr marriage so I'm not looking to rush headfirst into another relationship. I'd rather start with a genuine friendship and see what happens naturally. If we click and it eventually turns into something more, I'm definitely not going to complain. 😉

For transparency: I'm a big, handsome man with an even bigger heart. I'm not everyone's cup of tea, and that's okay. I'm just looking for someone willing to take a chance on me and actually get to know the person underneath the sarcasm, jokes, and somtimes less than stellar judgement calls.(everyone makes mistakes)

I believe the best friendships are the effortless ones. The kind where after talking for a couple of days it somehow feels like you've known each other for years. No having to force conversation no wondering if you're bothering each other, no disappearing for three days and returning with "hey stranger." 😂

I want the random "you awake?" texts the conversations that somehow last until sunrise, the stupid memes, the deep talks, the flirting, the laughing, and everything in between.

I'm pretty much an open book, so ask me anything. I'm a fan of dark/dirty humor, sarcasm, and people who don't take themselves too seriously. Ill most likely make a "thats what she said" joke or two when presented the opportunity.

If you're looking for someone to talk to daily and you're willing to take a chance on a big guy with a big heart, maybe we should see where the convo takes us.

Worst case, we have a not good conversation.

Best case, a couple of days from now we're wondering how two strangers somehow started talking like we've known each other for years. 😉

If that sounds like something you into gimme a comment an upvote so others can see this or just flat out charge into my dm like a bull in a China shop the choice is yours I don't bite... unless requested.

So...I'm looking for that person you end up talking to way more than you planned. You know... the "I'll just text em back real quick." conversation that somehow turns into "goodnight," then "good morning," and before you know it you're talking every day.

I'm not looking for one-word replies or having to carry every conversation. I dont mind it just prefer not to. I miss having someone to tell about the dumb thing that happened at work, send random memes, asking weird questions, or random messages just because something reminded me of them. (That sh\*t makes my day)

A little about me... I'm 35 in east houston atm, work an on-call job, so my schedule is all over the place. I'm sarcastic, probably ask too many questions, and I genuinely enjoy getting to know people. We'll go from talking about how your day was to debating something completely ridiculous in no time flat.

I'm also a fan of dark humor, so if your first instinct after laughing is, "Wow... I probably shouldn't have laughed at that," we're already off to a good start. 😂

I'm going through a divorce right now, so I'm honestly not looking to jump straight into a relationship. I'd rather find someone I actually enjoy talking to and see where things go. If it stays a friendship, great. If one day it turns into something more because the vibe is there, I'm not against that either.

I'm an open book. Ask me anything. Nothing's really off limits, and I appreciate people who are the same way.

So if you're looking for someone to exchange memes with, have late-night conversations, roast each other a little, and slowly become each other's favorite notification... come say hi, but put in a little more than just that ya know.

Worst case, we waste each other's time for a few minutes.

Best case, we accidentally become each other's daily outlet for boredom.

Looking for someone who actually knows how to have a conversation… shocking, I know 😂

Remember when people used to actually talk? Like full conversations? Random thoughts, deep questions, laughing at stupid stuff, and somehow ending up discussing life at 1am? Yeah… I’m looking for that rare internet creature 😂

I’m looking for someone to text/chat with daily — not the “hey” → “hey” → conversation dies in a ditch type of situation. I want someone who actually enjoys talking, sharing stories, and getting to know each other.

Tell me about your day, your random thoughts, your weird little opinions, your goals, your dreams, or the thing you’re secretly passionate about. I’m interested in the stuff that makes you you.

I’m an open book, so questions are welcome. I can talk about pretty much anything under the sun — from serious life conversations to completely pointless debates like whether cereal is a soup, why socks disappear in the laundry, or why humans are trusted to make major life decisions but still can’t agree on the right way to load a dishwasher 😂

A little about me: I’m sarcastic, direct, and I’ll probably try to make you laugh at least once a conversation. I work a pretty unpredictable on-call job, so my schedule can be chaotic, but I always make time for people I enjoy talking to.

I’m not looking for someone to just fill silence. I’m looking for someone who actually looks forward to seeing a message pop up and thinks “oh good, this person again” 😂

If you can hold a conversation, laugh at yourself, and aren’t afraid of a little sarcasm, say hi.

Worst case: we have a funny conversation.

Best case: we accidentally become the person the other one looks forward to hearing from.