u/billiegoat_awesome14 — reddlx

how to invent a new species

pretty much what it says up there ⬆️ are there any scientific techniques for this?

i have been trying various things with a scientistic's method - albert einstein, the smartest man who ever lived, is my inspiration for this..... 🧪🧪🧪🧪

ALBERT "the atomizer" EINSTEIN once said: trying anything more than once is fuckinh stupid

as such. i have tried SO many things and no new species. i've had it. i'm done. so tell me.... what's a fella to do??

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u/billiegoat_awesome14 — 7 days ago

▲ 13 r/primatology

Watch It! (the creeplevine glarebeaste)

yes - what you're seeing is right. this is one creepy, bizarre, and downright tingling creature one could see on a given occasion. this straight-up freak just hangs like this and stares at people ALL. DAY. the worst thing is (and you'll get cancelled for saying this) they're pretty much all like this. yuck. just another one of natire's nasty little grabber-type beastes and think we've all had enough of those. DONE!!!!

u/billiegoat_awesome14 — 10 days ago

▲ 0 r/inventors

i have invented something revolutionary

other inventors in a similar (proverbial) boat - please share your wisdom. what do you do once you realize that you have created something that will change the worls..... forever ?

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u/billiegoat_awesome14 — 10 days ago