u/boomer_spooner

I've been on Ozempic for over a year now and it has affected my bowel movement frequency. I've been counting 7 to 10 days between them now and my feces is 14 to 18 inches long and three inches wide. It does not go down the toilet with the flushed water because it is not soft and flexible enough. If I leave the turd in the water for 18 to 24 hours it usually softens up from soaking in the water to be flushable. My spouse just discovered what was happening and you know how that goes. Should I get a turd knife? Do they really make those? Any other ideas. I don't want to use a plunger because it seems to be kinda messy. My wife used a plunger and found this out, too; amplifying the issue.