u/boxtheglock

A few years ago my neighbor decided that she was over moving her bins from the curb to her house so she would just constantly leave it at the curb. Rain, sleet, or snow it stayed at the curb whether it got knocked over by the wind or stuck in a snow bank. Her nextdoor neighbor brought it to her house for her once and I saw her ass get visibly pissed as she brought it back to the curb yelling "I wish people wouldn't touch my shit". I live in a neighborhood full of mainly rentals so as new people moved in they started copying her to so eventually our neighbor down the street called the city code enforcement and they starting issuing tickets.

I happened to be outside as the city code enforcement officer was placing a sticker on her garbage can and she ran outside screeching "please don't give me a ticket I'm just a single mom" and the lady who was writing the ticket said "and so am I" and just kept writing LMFAO.

Lets say you're in a grocery store and accidentally bump into a gentleman who appears to be 80 years old. You say "sorry about that" and the old guy takes a step back and responds with "ain't no sorry" and slaps the jar of tomato sauce your holding causing it to burst all over your white air Force ones. Would you have put hands on this geriatric gentleman or turned the other cheek do to his age.

Disclaimer: this absolutely did NOT happen to me

Years ago owner of a construction company was having a little party or something for his crew and their families and placed a big ass order for pizza, wings, drinks, and deserts for everybody. He declined delivery since he owned a bunch of big ass trucks, gave us the date and time to have everything ready, paid and left. We had a few extra people come in to accommodate the order. We had everything ready and waiting but he didn't show at the pick up time.

I personally called after twenty minutes and the owner started bitching about the weather (it was snowing) and said we should have called before we even started making the food because who has a pizza party when it's snowing out. I think having a pizza party is perfect for the snow. We tell him that the food is ready and he said that he's not going to pay for it and hangs up. Took his ass a couple of days to realize he paid for the order in cash when he placed the order. And who the hell would call a customer to see if they still want an order that they paid in full for.

The food that didn't get sold at a discount was given away to everybody on staff. Guy started shit talking the business online and got sued by the owner for a few hundred behind it.