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State Fair goers—no access to the fair via the Saint Paul UMN campus
u/cardiovts — 2 hours ago

One must not move when Paisley is sleeping on you, no matter how uncomfortable you are.
She does a good 👸 and the 🫛 impression
RB: I was roofied!
Me: You don’t even know what roofied means. And it’s your own fault—you’re the naughty one for grooming, so I have to drug you. Under doctor’s orders of course.
RB: Oh. Well, I didn’t consent
Me: You also don’t know what that means. Snuggles?
RB: At least you left my bangs
Me: you’re still high, but somehow even more dashing
So much drama!