u/chadosaurus99

Earl this is tendies put the fork down now we need to talk now

Earl this is tendies put the fork down now we need to talk now

you have been eating us and sleeping in your own filth and unemployed for 40 years you have been abusing your mother after your dad left since you were 2 years old and all in your life you always found escape in something. I’m putting a stop to this You need to face reality

u/chadosaurus99 — 2 days ago
▲ 32 r/Tendies

Hey fat fuck buck buck I'm the last chicken on earth you have slaughter and eating my pepole for far too long i am here for my revenge come any closer I will shoot you with my super duper advance laser gun get ready to die tubby any last words

u/chadosaurus99 — 8 days ago
▲ 54 r/Tendies

Hi I am your camp counselor lilith welcome to camp garden of eden were here to get you in shape by get some exercise and healthy foods like fruits and veggies

You're mom called us cause she is worried about your weight by eating chicken fingers and green coke and you been hurting and screaming your mom and that's not very nice and that makes god very sad so she will sent you over to our camp until at the end of augest we you help you to lose weight going to the toliet instead of diapers and eat healthy things like fruits and vegetables and tofu and no chicken fingers or any fatty foods there will be no internet no nintendo games no werid Chinese cartoons just be with nature learning about god you will meet some new friends have some fun activities watching some sad vegan movies and reading the bible and once your picks you up at the end of August you be skinny and healthy than ever your gonna love it here

u/chadosaurus99 — 14 days ago
▲ 34 r/Tendies

I am a wild mummy and I am sad i want to go back home to the mummy sanctuary where I belong wild mummies are not built as slaves for tendie feeding m'good boys

You captured me taken away from my home being force to be your slave and feeding you does tendies from a scary looking monster called a oven it burns when I touch it because mummy hooves are very sensitive to hot things which I break it by rear kick it and a strange green liquid thing called dewy both of does are very yucky compared to mummy grass and mummy spring water I want you to release me back into the wild I don't want to be your slave anymore I can't make tendies with my clumsy mummy hooves mummy hooves are made are galloping and touching the ground like grass using wild mummies as slaves is against the law you will go to jail now please do right thing and be a real m'good boy and set me free at once please

u/chadosaurus99 — 21 days ago
▲ 29 r/Tendies

Hi Theodore I am veggie girl your mom is very worried about your weight and health so I brought you some fresh fruits and vegetables and nuts and tofu and some water instead of chicken nuggets and green coke and get some exercise at planet fitness it's gonna be fun trust me what you say?

u/chadosaurus99 — 29 days ago
▲ 37 r/Tendies

Hi anon enjoying your chicken finger meal anyway I'm chris Hansen have a set

You have grooming little girls by your name user called ilovetendies4ever and you said ( I will show you my blank touch my blank and suck my blank and be my waifu and feed me tendies and dewy) what do have do have say to yourself this how to catch a predator nbc

u/chadosaurus99 — 1 month ago
▲ 69 r/Tendies

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH I HATE MY OBESE MANBABY CHICKEN EATING GREEN SODA DRINKING DIAPER WEARING SON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

YOU ALWAYS HAVE HURT ME EVERYTIME YOU I MESSED UP YOUR FOOD OR WHEN THINGS DON'T GO YOUR WAY I AM SICK AND TIERD OF BEING A SLAVE TO YOU I DON'T WANNA FEED YOU TENDIES AND CHANGING YOUR POOPY SMELLY LIKE A DIAPER AND AND FORCE ME TO RAPE ME AND WATCH YOUR STUPID CHINESE CARTOON LITTLE GIRLS SHOWS AND TREATING YOU LIKE A GODAMN BABY YOU ARE EVICTED YOU NEED TO PACK YOUR THINGS AND LEAVE YOYR I WILL CALL THE COPS ON YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

u/chadosaurus99 — 1 month ago
▲ 19 r/Tendies

Hello little pig yes you with chicken nuggets crumbs on your face I am the big bad wolf

You look very plump and very tasty ham I'm gonna hunt you down and eat you up now little pig little pig let come in

u/chadosaurus99 — 2 months ago
▲ 34 r/Tendies

Hello Chris your awake it's me doctor pipi from the sunny side happy mental hospital

You have been attacking our nurse Amanda hugnkiss you keep screaming about tendies mommy and dewy you still think that you are 560 pound obese man who wears a diaper but your a 112 pounds man who has schizophrenia can't tell the difference between real and fiction there there no such things as tendies and dewy your mother died from the car crash 24 years ago you have been foster care at the orphanage for special ed children dr chad Dr tyrone is gonna fix you with some shock treatment you will be cure soon anything you want say before we cure you

u/chadosaurus99 — 2 months ago