Bush’s Rocket Pop Beans Ruined My J4
These beans ruined my Fourth of July. They were the most foul tasting flavored “food” ever created and everyone at Bush’s Baked Beans corporate flavor creation headquarters AKA “That Beautiful Bean Company” needs to be executed in the way of the human centipede with the beans poured into the mouth of Andrew Jackson Bush (A. J. Bush) with his grandson, Kristian Bush (half of the band Sugarland) trailing at the ass.
American food industry has no standards. Everything is a gimmick to make a buck and feed corporate greed.
Kristian stated in a 2009 interview with Oprah that he doesn’t even like beans anymore. It’s no surprise, I’m sure he saw the direction the company was heading and wanted out. It’s evident that quality and basic human standards have gone downhill. I don’t want to exist in a world that these beans exist in. If this isn’t a sign of the end times, I don’t know what is.