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First Queen Isabella II, then Queen Wontbowyoung, now even Queen Jihyag 😡 wtf is wrong with the Spanish!? 😡

Ex-LetterColour Yookyung has used the cloning 🧬 facilities to produce the first 🥇 member of a 12th gen group, 😱 I am the first solo stan 🙋‍♀️ and president of the fan club, if anyone wants to join, 🥰 contact me for details on membership payment 💰

"I have cheated on a Physics test writing the formulas IN FULL IN KOREAN on my arm and changing the mathematical symbols for other ones. To conceal it, I even wrote "BTS" with huge letters and some random words 🎀 I got a 9 and was approved, that was one of my biggest achievements 💕"

We have all seen the recent news that Fakerina is real 😭 But what we didn't know before is that it comes from much further back than we realized 🤯

First we have to lay down some common facts that everyone knows: Karina's Instagram handle is katarinabluu ✍️, Katarina is also a League of Legends Champion 🗡️, Karina joined SM in 2016 👵

Now, what my insanely advanced journalistic skills 🕵️‍♀️ revealed is that Faker did play Katarina in professional games exactly 4 times, all of them in 2017. 🤔 Hmm, suspiciously it was right after Karina started her career and he suspiciously played it the same number of times as the number of members in Karina's group. It was obviously all to draw her attention ~~what a pick me 🙄~~ *edited because the comment was unprofessional and not up to the high standards of the sub*

Finally, there is another twist in the story! 😱 There is another Kpoop idol trying to plagiarize Katarina 😡 ILLITerate Minju was found cosplaying as her (it means plagiarism in kpoop terms) 😒 Poor Faker is being ganked by too many idols 😔 His teammate Keria is trying to take some of the pressure off him, but has been unsuccessful so far 🥺

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RAAAAAHH Cannibalism

Our quality has not plummeted 😡 we prefer strawberries anyway 🙄 at least they called us young, I guess 😊