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After weeks of trial and error, going thru so many papers, breaking the tips, but I finally rolled my first j by hand with the glass tip. Kinda started to collapse towards the end. Obviously it isn’t the best rolled j out there, but for my first successful glass tip roll, I think I did aight. Just hate how long the tip was.

Flower used: Kombucha from Frosty Moose Farms in Maine.

And yall are right, this is the way to go.

Just got this Diamond Glands (Sugar Coat x JOMO) puck today.

The puck looks clean with a nice light golden color and that greasy trichome shine. Smell is really fruity. Melon/cantaloupe with some grape candy and a gassy/chem undertone. Not super loud but complex and kinda mysterious.

Taste follows the nose: sweet fruity upfront, gas on the inhale, and a smooth creamy finish on the exhale. Very easy on the lungs.

Really easy to handle. Very soft and smooth. Kinda like peanut butter but without the stickiness. Or maybe like dough.. hell idk 🤷🏻‍♂️ it’s very nice tho

Effects: good head/body balance, lifted but relaxing without being too heavy. Solid potency after just one dab.

• Aroma: 9.7/10
• Flavor: 9.8/10
• Effects: 9.9/10
• Quality/Texture: 9.5/10
• Overall: 9.8/10

Really digging this one so far. Exactly the kind of fruity/gassy/creamy small-batch hash I chase. Will update after a few more sessions, but first impressions are strong.
Anyone else try the Bakers Diamond Glands?

Got these in the mail today. They sat in a hot mail truck all day and didn’t deliver till like 5:30, so I threw them in the fridge for an hour before trying either one.

Tesoro sent me an email letting me know that they were dropping like 4 new strains of cured resin the next day, so I stayed around and got a couple to try out.

Banana Funk (3.5g - “Hybrid”)

Light nose when you first open the jar, but dig into the resin and the banana peel funk comes through strong. Thick, sugary texture that’s easy to handle. Tastes creamy up front with a candy-like finish on the backend. Produces a lot of vapor.

Listed as a hybrid but this thing hits like an indica. One dab and I was laid out asleep for an hour. Definitely an after-work strain.

Triple Burger (1g - Indica)

Same story on the nose. Quiet out of the jar, but once you spread it out it opens up gassy, citrusy, and pungent. Classic OG-type funk. Thick sugary texture same as the Banana Funk. Flavor is earthy and gassy on the dab with that OG backbone you’d expect from a GMO cross. Hit just as hard as the Banana Funk.

Overall

Both are strong and satisfying for the price point on cured resin. Not morning or lunch break dabs at all. Save these for after work. Tesoro delivered again.

But might retry and revisit this review on a day I’m actually caught up on sleep.

I’m not a huge connoisseur just yet. Still figuring out my nose and palate, so these descriptions are the best I can offer lol.

Pics 2-4: meet.the.bakers - Crash Glow.

Aroma: it’s like a funky fermented grape mixed with grapefruit with a slight citrus peel of some sort.

Taste: grapefruit and it sits on the tongue for a while after your toke.

This puck is my most valued one out of all the ones I have. It’s like a unicorn to me haha.

Pics 5-7: HRC Canal St Runtz from Jgrows 3-4 wash.

Aroma: has that old school sour and pungent dank to it with a very slight candy undertone.

Taste: matches the nose on it. Very tasty.

Pics 8-10: HRC Banana Wilson from DH 3-4 wash

Aroma: slightly mute. Hint of banana. And cream. And then I can’t tell if it has a sour or kushy undertone. Shii idk lol.

Taste. Taste isn’t that heavy either but you definitely taste some kushy-ness that is mellowed out with a creamy flavor. But the cloud is heavy. Again, I’m doing the best I can here lol.

All 3 jars came in with no leaks in this heat. All well packaged. The banana Wilson was a tad darker but I’m sure it just has to do with the strain. None of them were dry at all. Easy to handle. The banana Wilson was a little doughy and was harder to maneuver than the other two, but no complaints here. Satisfied with all 3.

I’ve come a long way from starting out with house rosins and resins, to now trying to get those beautiful looking pucks with even better product inside.

What other brands would yall recommend getting my hands on?

Got a lil somethin-somethin in today, only 2 more hours until I can go home and crack it open. Possibly a review coming later.

Strain: Crash Glow

Get this lol. I placed my first (and will be my only) order with Norwood Creek Farms a couple Saturdays ago. Here’s my experience:

I’m on the site, building my cart. I have a 3.5 of live resin and a 3.5 of flower in my cart so far. It’s a $100 minimum, so I’m trying to find something else to hit that minimum. I decide I’m going to try one of their live rosin 510 carts. When selecting my strain ON THE SITE, everything is out of stock except for GMO and Apple Fruity Pebbles. I wanted Apple Fruity Pebbles, but it said “low stock”. So I quickly find the contact us page, find their helpline texting phone #, and I text it inquiring about the Apply Fruity Pebble cart, making sure it’s still in stock since it’s telling me “low stock”. The owner’s assistant replies and pretty much tells me they can’t check stock unless I place an order first, it just makes it easier for them. Place the order now, check with us on stock on Monday when we’re open for business. So, ok. Fine. I select the Apple Fruity Pebbles and go to check out.

Once completed, I selected to pay via Apple Pay. So I texted the Apple Pay # with my confirmation code so that I can pay. My payment wouldn’t go thru. Probably bc I’ve never sent money to this contact before. So, ok, the money is loaded on my cashapp card anyways for security purposes, so I tell them to just switch it to cashapp instead, and I’ll pay that way since that’s where I have the money anyways. They send me their cashtag. Payment still won’t go thru. They ended up having to send me $1 first, then I was able to make my payment. Anyways, it finally went thru. Note, this is still Saturday.

On Monday, I send the above screenshotted text to the helpline # on their site to check on my order. This was his reply. I never texted him the same thing 10x over. The one time I did, was Saturday, and i mentioned what was said above about the stock levels. So I just didn’t reply. Then 5 hours goes by, he texts me again with the next text, with cart strain options, right? I end up selecting white runtz due to the effects I read on it. Everything is kosher.

Then, my pack comes in, on time, as advertised, so my dumbass texted them to tell them my pack touched down. But I didn’t get a reply.

So, I tried their products, loved the resin, flower was good, and the cart was terrible. Tasted like straight vanilla and didn’t even last me 2 days, which I thought was unusual. But, with the experience I had on Monday, I wasn’t about to text the owner AGAIN to tell him his product was bad, so I just charged it to the game.

Then, a few days goes by. And I get 3 separate emails from the company who does NCF’s online reviews, asking me to review each item I purchased. I got the first email, and I thought it was asking me to review everything I purchased all on one review, so that’s what I did. Then, the next day, I get the other 2 emails asking me to review the other 2 items. I’m like “shit, already did that, but let me go ahead and review each item individually anyways”. So I did that. 1st review: on everything. Review 2 & 3: based on those products only.

THIS MORNING, I get this email from the owner. Keep in mind, they only sent me 3 emails bc I only purchased 3 items. I did not notice this email quick enough to send a reply before I get a phone call, while I’m at work, from the owner himself. Once I seen the number pop up on my phone, I knew who it was and what it was about so I answered to see what he had to say.

So he pretty much called me, wouldn’t even let me speak, and he was yelling, cussing me out, calling me names, calling me crazy and delusional bc I don’t have my facts straight. I even told him that I misunderstood the review assignment, and it was my fault that I left a review for everything I purchased on the first review, and I apologized for it. I even tried offering to take them all down and re-write them all individually again, but only for those specific items. He wasn’t having it. He continued to call me names, told me I was dumb and that I don’t know how to buy weed. And then he asked me why I didn’t text him to discuss the problems before I left the review about the bad cart. And I told him “dude you’re an asshole, look at how you’re acting. Why would I wanna call or text you again just to be belittled and cussed out again?” And then he told me to never buy anything from his site again and we hung up AFTER 15 MINUTES!!! WHILE IM AT WORK!

Has anyone else had these issues with NCF? Obviously I’m not the delusional one. In his email, he said they didn’t even offer the carts in White Runtz, so then who tf was I talking to on the text like when they asked me GMO or White Runtz? And why does my cart say “White Runtz”?

Ok so I been smokin flower for about 16 years now. Made the switch over the extracts like a month ago when I went down the online THCa online rabbit hole. A lot of people were recommending MWA. So I tried them first.

1st- Garlic OG connoisseur live resin
I really liked this one. You get that heavy spicy garlic when you first inhale, gassy on the exhale. Singes the nose hairs a little. I still have some left bc I’m just not ready to finish it quite yet

2nd- Jet Lag house rosin
The nose on it was kinda faint, but it was there. Tasted amazing. I cleaned this jar all the way out already. Kept finding myself going back to it.

3rd- Space Cake nug run resin
Decent BHO. I hear a lot of negative stuff about MWA’s BHO, but with me being a beginner, this stuff did all right. Can’t figure out the taste or aroma just yet. I like the semi-sugary consistency, makes it easy to scoop without getting too much. A little wet, but not bad. Gets me hella elevated. Only downside, it does stain the glass quite a bit. Nothing a torch won’t fix tho lol

Let me know what yall think. I’m from TX, so all I got is the local plug or some crack rock from NYB at the local smoke shop. So this is all Tier-A to me 😂😂

But I’m curious. Seriously wanna know, why avoid this place?