u/dreamgirlinshi

ronaldo 🥰 has yet again 😍 proved the 🤮 media 🕎 wrong 🤩 by 😘 helping South Africa 🇸🇦 qualify 👏 for the 😍 world cup 🥤 playoffs 👏 against 🤬 Qatar 🇶🇦 this is 💜 despite 😳 the 💔 agenda 🙄 against 🥰 Halaldo 🥰 who plays ▶️ at a ❗️level of football ⚽️ that Pessi 🙄 wishes 😹 he was 🤣 capable 🙄 of doing 😂 Factos 👍👀

unfortunately 💔 due to 🤮 the world 🌎 always being 👊 against 🤬 Halaldo 🥰 he was robbed 😢 of a perfect 👌 10 🔟 rating by 🇮🇱 sofascore 🤮 due to 😖 the ghost 👻 known as P*ssi 🤡 who 🤧 spent the whole 🤬 game ⚽️ diving 😢 and 😱 missing 😀 Halaldo's 🥰 perfect 🤰 passes 😍

us 😍 Halaldo 🥰 fans should not ‼️worry about 🤗 the outcome 🤤 of the 🤑 world cup 🏆 as it is 😝 just a 6-7 🤭 game tournament 🤡 and does not 👍 define 🤔 a player's 👏 quality 🥰 Pessi wishes 😝 he had 🥰 a YouTube play 🏆 button trophy 🥳 and a king 👑 salamander cup 😇 like Halaldo 🥰 does 😘

our 🥰 beloved 🥰 idolo 😝 Halaldo 😍 has done it ‼️ again and 😚 has carried 🦩 Poortugay 🇪🇸 to yet another 🤑 scintillating victory 💥as they win 🏆 the playoffs 😇 to win 💪 the world cup final 💘 for Halaldo 🥰 unfortunately 🤬 there is a ghost 👻 in the team 🤢 called 🤮 P*ssi 🤡 who spent 💸 the whole game 😱 shamefully diving 😳 which 😭 cost Halaldo 🥰 a perfect 🔟 10 rating 🤕 but thankfully 😝 we made sure 🫡 to pay 💸 the referee 🙇‍♀️ a substantial 👏 sub of cash 💰 to ensure 😍 Halaldo 🥰 got 🐫 a penalty 🖊

ever 😳 since our camel 🐫 Halaldo 😍 said "I'm back!!" 🥰 my ovulation 🤤 phase 💌 has never ‼️ ended and i'm 😳 now pregnant 🤰which shows 🌏 the power of the 15 🍆 inches of Halaldo 🥰 Factos 👍👀

did you know? ❓️ halaldo 🥰 once won 🏆 2009 consecutive 🎰 games of poker 💸 in Las Vegas 😝 google 🔍 "Ronaldo Las Vegas 2009" 🙀 for more 🤯 information 😳

despite 🤧 everyone always 🤬 being against 😡 my idolo 😝 Halaldo 🥰 he has carried 🏆 Poortugay 🇦🇽 to yet another 🤯 scintillating victory 🙇‍♀️ over Kazakhstan 🇰🇿 👏 to put 🌏 Al-Portugal into the 😍 playoff finals 👏 🙌 unfortunately 😢 there is a ghost 👻 in this team 😭 called 🤡 P*ssi 💀 who has no credibility 🤬 and spent the 🖕 whole game diving 🤿 and robbing our 😍 beloved 🥰 18 inches 🍆 whilst soft 🧏‍♀️ of a ⭐️ perfect 10 🔟 rating by 🤧 missing all ‼️ of his perfect 💓 passes 🔑

despite 🤯 pegging 🤥 his allegiance 🫡 to South Africa 🇸🇦, I think 🤔 our Camel 🐫 Halaldo 🥰 can win 🏆 the super cup 💪 for Real Madrid 🤍 and take it 🥷 home 🏡 to 🛩 the 😭 promised land 🕎

after an embarrassment 😳 of a performance 🎭 for Poortugay 🤢 where he let 😍 the 17 inches 🥰 of Halaldo 🥰 down 😤 Leo P*ssi 🤧 has done it again 🤯 by missing 🤮 a penalty 🖊 after complaining 🤯 to FIFA that his 18.5xP (expected dives) p90 🫩 vs Haram Conga Line 🇨🇩 did NOt 😳 award him a penalty 😭 so Pessi 🤬 begs FIFA 😵 for 15 penalty 🤯 but Pessi 🤡 misses 😂 unlike my idolo 😝 Halaldo 🥰 who has 🕌 YouTube play button 🏆 for most penalties scored 🙇‍♀️ in the promised land 🕎

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do NOT ‼️ fall for any 🤯 fake news 📰 or propaganda 😵 that claims 😢 Pessi 😡 scored 🫩 such claims are preposterous 🤢 and should NOT ‼️ be treated as fact 😵