u/elevator7

I'm 42. I started going by Dick freshman year of highschool. Half by choice, half because I was in a new school in a small town and the kids thought it was funny. I went with it in a classic case of "if you can't beat em join em". But honestly, it just kinda fits.

I also gotta be one of the last people hired to operate a manual high speed elevator in an office building. Pretty sure showing up the interview with a name decades out of fashion helped me land the gig. Still doing it...kinda. I've been running the guest express elevator at the first skyscraper built on the west coast since TDZ started, this is my tenth year.