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My stepbrother met Lena online.

We joked that she was his mail-order bride. There had been a website, translated messages, a flight, then a wedding.

At the reception, I called her my sister-in-law.

“Stepwife,” she corrected. “He is your stepbrother.”

“But you are not my wife.”

She smiled.

“If you say so.”

A year later, my brother asked if I could give her a job.

“She needs experience,” he said. “Just something simple.”

I needed a secretary, so I hired her.

Lena was good at it. Too good. Within hours she knew my schedule, my passwords, my coffee preference, which calls I avoided and which lies meant I wanted to be interrupted.

Someone in the office called her my work wife.

Lena smiled.

“Two now.”

My wife hated that.

Then she died.

She fell down the stairs while I was away.

Lena found her when she went to drop off the dry cleaning.

Afterwards Lena was everywhere.

At the funeral. At work. At my mother’s house. In mine.

My stepbrother eventually left her.

A year later, Lena and I married.

On our wedding night, I finally asked her.

“Why did you always call yourself my stepwife?”

She looked almost surprised.

“Because that is what I was.”

“That isn’t a real word.”

“A stepwife is a wife who reaches you through another marriage first.”

She touched my hand.

“First your stepbrother. Then your work. Then your home.”

“Step by step?”

She smiled.

“Yes.”

I thought of my wife.

“She used to say you wanted her place.”

Lena shook her head.

“No. She was standing in it.”

I looked at her.

“What?”

“The top step.”

She held my gaze.

“For a very long time.”

Elena had hated the walk-in fridge when her husband bought it.

They lived in a small village, and every spring Petar bought several whole lambs so he could eat lamb chops through the year. The fridge took up half the storeroom and seemed absurd for two old people.

Years later, she was grateful for it.

Petar had been housebound for so long that almost no one noticed when he died. Elena told no one. His pension was not much, but without it she could not manage.

She washed him, dressed him in his good shirt and trousers, wrapped him tightly in sheets and plastic, and put him in the fridge.

For a while she went in often. Later she avoided looking at the long bundle under the blanket. It made her sad.

Seven years passed.

One afternoon, while moving things around, Elena caught the plastic on the edge of a shelf. It tore.

A hand slipped out.

Petar had lost two fingers from his left hand as a young man.

This hand had five.

She pulled the plastic back farther.

The shirt was Petar’s. So were the trousers. She remembered dressing him in both.

Then she uncovered the face.

The man inside was a stranger.

Elena kept unwrapping him.

The belt was Petar’s. The old undershirt beneath the good shirt was his too.

At the feet she stopped again.

The socks were the ones she had put on Petar after he died. Thick brown wool, with a small repair near one heel.

She remembered deciding not to put shoes on him. He had been easier to wrap without them.

When I Died, They Gave Me a Checklist. I expected judgment. Instead, they handed me a clipboard.

"Before you can move on," the very ordinary looking woman behind the desk said, "you must remove every physical trace you left on Earth."

The checklist began simply enough.

Every hair.

Every fingernail clipping.

Every fingerprint.

Every drop of blood.

Every tissue.

Every cigarette butt.

Every coffee cup.

Every receipt.

Every piece of trash I'd ever dropped.

Every skin cell.

Every strand of DNA.

Every bathroom visit.

I asked if she was joking.

She slid the clipboard closer.

"Nothing is ever truly gone."

The first item was easy.

A soda can I'd thrown into a ditch when I was seventeen.

Still there.

I picked it up.

The clipboard chimed.

1 of 14,783,441,982 complete.

Then came a hair trapped beneath the floorboards of my childhood home.

Skin cells sealed inside fresh concrete.

The blood inside a mosquito.

A strand of beard hair in the drain of a hotel I'd forgotten visiting.

Years passed.

Then centuries. Then who knows.

The percentage barely moved.

The ocean was worse.

Every shower.

Every swim.

Every tear.

Somewhere in the Atlantic drifted cells that had once been mine.

I had to find them.

Eventually I returned to the desk.

"I've finished."

She checked her monitor.

She smiled.

"Congratulations."

She stamped my clipboard.

Completed.

It had taken me 9.3 billion years.

"So..." I whispered. "Can I finally move on?"

Then she handed me a remote.

"What is this?"

She nodded toward an endless wall of screens stretching farther than I could see.

"They're yours."

I looked closer.

On one screen, I held a door open for a stranger.

On another, I honked my horn.

On another, I threw away a sandwich I didn't finish.

"They're just memories."

"No," she said.

"They're consequences."

The man whose tire I changed arrived home early enough to meet his granddaughter.

The teacher I interrupted that Tuesday skipped a sentence in her lecture. One student misunderstood it, changed majors, moved countries, and met someone she otherwise never would have.

The soda can I'd thrown into the ditch cut a boy's hand twenty-three years later while he was looking for frogs.

Every word.

Every silence.

Every smile.

Every insult.

Every purchase.

Every kindness.

Every forgotten text message.

Every choice.

Each one had split the universe into branches I had never seen.

"How many are there?"

She looked at the screens.

"We don't know."

"Then how am I supposed to finish?"

"You misunderstand."

"What?"

She smiled.

"This isn't the next task."

"What is it?"

"The first lesson. Because before you can understand eternity you have to understand consequences."

"What am I supposed to do?"

She handed me a notebook.

"Start taking notes."

"How long?"

"For as long as there are consequences."