u/facedown_titsup

At 7:30 tonight while out on a nature trail hiking for my stupid mental health I got the dreaded “where are you” call. I had been placed on the schedule without my knowledge or consent. I grilled staffing as to who had done me so wrong but they were unable to say.

WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT

If two people hadn’t called out leaving only one other RN on the obs unit I would have said no way jose. I thought I’ve been through sleep deprivation training in the military I can do this, forgetting I was 20 at the time and am now 40. Also forgot I only slept 2 hours last night.

So this shift has been FUN.

DID ANYONE ELSE JUST SEE THAT

Luckily the other nurse seems A&O so I’m pretty sure I haven’t been hallucinating my patients.

Luckily the other nurse also has a dealer who gives her high caffeine teas. She has shared. Anyone else see that episode of the Simpsons where Homer takes sleeping pills and caffeine pills at the same time?

Don’t know where that thought came from.

Aw a puppy just ran down the hall!

So what’s everyone up to? Having a good day?