u/fairygin

Beware of the clubbing cryptid

Beware of the clubbing cryptid

An otherworldly creature that sucks the attention out of the air in any room, creeps dangerously behind a pair trying to enjoy their night out.

Seriously what is with all the noises tonight, the screams, shrills, and screeches. They sound like an anxious baby bird looking for a meal.

u/fairygin — 18 hours ago