So… I was in a sex shop
This happened couple of weeks ago, I was at a sex shop in a big european city with the girlfriend… and I had a „Deep. Substrate. Kalkite,“ shirt on, the gf mocked it being too nichy literally 12h prior, and while she is right, the cashier, at this sex shop, asked me to take a neck down selfie including me in it.
Its been now a full month i think, im an average dude that dresses like a fucking nerd to a sex shop (tbh the sex shop visitation was spontaneous but i wouldnt have changed much)… anyhow we got the kyber crystal doubled ended dildo and it was amazing thank you all
I joke ofc, we got the regular non kyber crystal doubled ended dildo, we both arent akimbo trained so I didnt want to risk it
Aside from our shopping list… everything was real, and honestly i love that some random ass cashier was too excited to stop himself into taking a picture