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Not the “how can we help!” tier 1 support tech response to the leader of the catholic church

For the past 20 years, Peter “The Reptile” Thiel has been running a shadowy, elite, invitation-only society called Dialog.

It’s a secret war council of billionaires, army generals, and intelligence chiefs with over a thousand paying members. The cost of membership depends on the “grade” they give you, because of course they give you a grade. But it’s only $10K, which is nothing to them. More of a gesture, really. Perks include private dinners, concierge services, group chats, global excursions, and lots of old men sucking & fucking.

Not much was really known about Dialog til recently, when a hacker called Maia Arson Crimew leaked a bunch of documents. Included in the leak was a partial list of members, which reads very much like a Stefan skit 🤭 This club has everything: Jared Kushner, Ted Cruz, NATO’s top military commander, Joseph Gordon-Levitt??

Musk is also on the list, together with his favourite concubine. Grimes and Dr Kao are not.

So the next retreat will happen in Dublin in a couple of months. Here are some of the really cool panels they have planned:

• Build-a-Cult (modded by the pray.com founder)
• Build-a-Party (modded by a former WH official)
• Navigating WWIII
• Bring Back Nuclear (didn’t Liv Boeree just make a documentary about that?)
• Battlefield Technologies
• It's Fun to Be in Charge
• How’s Your Sex Life?

Dialog even made a little MATCHMAKING SERVICE for the wizards. The bloodlines must remain pure, etc etc. In terms of the upcoming retreat, this is excellent news on two fronts: (1) it’ll prevent Grindr from crashing again, like it did at the RNC and Charlie Kirk’s funeral, and (2) it’ll limit the number of Irish sex workers who go missing this summer.

It’s so fucking funny that an elite tech genius got bested by a hacker. Apparently it wasn’t even that hard? The club literally left their private user directory completely exposed inside the source code of their website.

Note: If you already heard about this through Wired (or any articles based on that one, which is all of them), just know that Wired is a biased source when it comes to Thiel. A journalist named Ali McIntyre explains why in a couple of short tiktoks: here and here.

McIntyre also created an incredible list of the original leaked members. (Scroll to section 4.) It quickly summarises each person’s role + power + networks + history + why they’re useful to Thiel. It’s really fantastic work, very eye opening and easy to read!!

Mebe she decentralised the crossfader w telepathy cuz the math was 2 oppressive 🧚‍♀️✨ tbh manually tracking BPM variables is a vibe prison