u/fuckin-slayer

Some thoughts before you fight me:

-My first job was Taco Bell at 16. They hired me when nobody else would. It was a blast and left me with some insane stories. I know it’s not actually good food but I don’t care.

-Raising Cains is overrated. Anyone who serves fried chicken without ranch should not be in business. Conversely, Jersey Mikes is underrated.

-Waffle House, Denny’s and White Castle scored higher than you’d expect because it slaps when drunk.

-I gave +1 tier than I normally would to El Pollo Loco and Wendy’s because their salads actually kinda slap and fiber is important after you hit about 35.