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Hey there. (Hey there). A welcome set and cued. Mirror (mirror) Welcome. Watashiwa is back are you even suprised anymore? You will be when watashi suddently and unexpectedly passes away and gets pierced to the profanities of his kokoro by a hexed nail and has to get tetanus injections and never posts again. That will totally happen someday TRUTH NUKE. Any the way watashi have drawn Joe again cuz i mean like its JOE??? Do i need a reason? I think not. After yesterday's drawimg flopped like a brain eatinf ameoba eating sea lion i do hope thia one gets at least 100 updoots or as always when yoy dont do that: i will dry up all the blood and fluids in my body will dissapwar and i will be nothimg more tjen a husk so like i mean save watashi right?? (I was told by my CEO that i should put threatening imagery in the description to make people upvote, is that a truth nuke or is she just being a funny cracker?)

And since yesterdays post hit a all time comment low of FOUR watashi is accepting questions about watashi on this post too. You can ask me anything and watashi will try to answer so go buck wild yippee ki-yay.

I am honestly running out of ways to say Hello quirky-ly in theese posts at this point of time. Watashi has drawn the next character reccomended for me to, Megumi Salsa Saracha Sauce. I have never seen this women drawn in a fun situation in my life so i wanted to give her even a moment of solitude in her own doughnut world. Shes a cop girl, in a donut world. On her way to eat the donuts that threaten to expose her fr, go currupt queen! The composition watashi went for ended up looking a bit empty but i tried to make it look sugoi nontheless. Watashi has run out of witty remarks at this time.

I have been trying to learn and set up the social media reccomended to me in watashi's last post and i should be able to get them to be compatiable with my agile and carnivorous brain soon enough. Excusé moi, watashi just has not used many social media other then Read it, You Tube and Whats Up? Baloon to the rescue before, my knowlage on how to use social media rivals a pheonix rising from the ashes.

And as watashi is absoloutly suffering from chronic back pain and boredom i would like to ask the masses to ask me anything in the comments. Ive been posting for a while so let us get to know me, HM? Maybe not the best post to do that in as i suspect art of Megumi Sasahara wont be the most attemtion seeking upvote sucking downvote gurging post but yuh

Attention freaks, its me. Watashi has needed to practice drawing items such as pinwheels bags and paper aeroplanes in recent medieval times for projects that watashi is working on, so to do that i decided to draw the itchy bitchy little green twinklet. This drawing took watashi like a whole 10 hours because the colouru schemeu watashi went for at first was so not sugoi that i had to spend 3 hours trying to salvage it. Wild. Shit! and watashi was binging Carmen Sandiego the whole time watashi was drawing so i didint even reilise i spent 10 whole hours drawing Shit Zucchini of all characters. Kimi ga shine Shin. The rainbow motifs are a referance to how he is not straight. Very deep and penetraring messaging. The penetrating part is done by a different green rat. (ゝω・´★)

This one taking so long got watashi thinking. One of my coworker friends told me to get more popular i should upload the speedpaints of my art work to Youtube or Instagram.com. Would anybody be interested about that, should i bother doing that? Does he know?

Hello 3-2 copers, Joe Tazuna gamer here. Watashi has been brave and made a summer themed drawing. My friendo literallya was suprised i drew a crop top, never done it before. Wild shit! Ever heard of Cookie Run? Watashi sure havent, but one of my coworkers sure has. And was begging me to draw Safalin as a "melon soda cookie". Since she and Gashu were reccomended for me to draw i, obliged and here we swinging diggin torpedo are. I do not want to believe that earth will explode and we will all die soon but this convinced watashi.

You might have noticed that i did not click post yesteraday, that is beacuse it was Q-Taro's birthday and i didint want to draw him, drawing buff men is not fun for watashi. So i instead swined and whined and maybe moaned for my coworker to take over for the day and he did. You can see his post if you scroll a bit down. Its his new part in some sort of MPreg story? Watashi thinks? Idk go find out yourself at u/RemedyKJayson Sugoi deska.

Hello! Konnichiwa, and welcome to my early halloween special time! Watashi has cooked up pure analogue horror for your enjoyment… You know, while drawing this it reminded me of my friend’s father’s death. He got electrocuted while staring at a TV screen that was glitching out. It was ‘’really funny’’ (my friends words not mine), but I just hope that doesn’t happen to Sara! (*＾▽＾*) Do not worry, for I have noted down all the recommendations I was given last post and will get round to drawing them as soon as possible. But I have wanted to draw an analogue horror Joe for years now so I have finally, after years of preparation, hard work, and research, I bring you, this chocolate sundae. If you dont like this drawing watashi is going to dehydrate even further. If you dont want me to be a desert husk then you better like, subscribe and comment and hit the bell icon (ゝω・´★)

Hello shrimplings, it is i, watashi, Asher of funfactoid_ fame, hack back once again. And am welcoming all of thou to the opening of Anzuland. Can we, as the collective human conciousness please discuss how fun and sugoi the word "Balloon" is? Like, whoever came up with it is genuenly a genus. Like im feeling euohoric parasites crawling inside me just by thinking about it!

And i want to make a very sugoi request, please suggest who i should draw next! I am quickly running out of ideas and my lordly high and bulging brain needs some fuel (　:ﾟ皿ﾟ)

Hello! Tired of me yet? Watashiwa could stop posting daily if it becomes my turn to die via majority vote y'know (ФωФ)

Anywayu anyone ready for badass survival Kanna? I sure am, since i drew it. Kanna's love of flowers bloomed to the point thay she does not want to hurt any more plantlife and is thus on a pure TikTok carnivore diet. She also hates global warming and loves sustainable and natural energy sources. Shes such a diva, shes goated with all the sauces, including pure homemade meat ranch.

Konichiwa your turn to die'rs, it is me connecting and communing with you with my artwork once again. Do you know? Imagine being forced to adore and snuggle and love a green rat twink-like creature, genuenly the worst life in this game has to bee Maple the Obstuctor? Am i incorrect? Watashiwa WRONG? I do not think so. This absoloute cant serving diva deserves BETTER. Watashiwa is a advacote for Maple righs. Anyway, here is she, in a cute pinklike sparkling outfit. I hope you like it! Ouuuu that rhymed cmooon dr seussss (ゝω・´★)

Watashiwa often wonders what Ranmaru Kageyama would taste like, i suppose Hinako knows now, deep shit! Fun factoid: Cotton candy is soup risingly hard to draw..

Please do not attemt to ask why the staircase is curving in random directions, i cannot give a single bother about getting the perspective right gomene. And if you translate the very secret messages you unlock a super secret portal to ASUNARO HQ, i am no liar, i am phisically incapeable of doing it, so i am telling the truth. TRUTH NUKE as the ground playing childeren say.

Yar, har, har mateys. I am here bringing you artwork again, now painted with disgustingly pink text. I woulr LIKE to THINK Sue Miley designs all thr promotional posters for my GOATS Asunaro, and they all look abysmal. She just has that *vibe* as the childeren say on the playgrounds. Watashiwa also thinks that this drawing i have mad has some "meme potential" so i have put a white backgrounded version to the second one ans you can use it hıwever youd like.

Sue Miley.

I would like to think Nao can telekentically float and move paintings, due to sheer wilpower, training, and studying the paintbrush. Shes so strong she doesent even get affected by Sara's growing aura.

I put all my brain cells and powah into this piece, for the reals, if it doesent make you burst out crying i have failed and will pass away.

a DOG??? fried MY?? RICE?? Bark bark ARF??? wOOF??

What noise does a Shrimp make