u/gemalize

Girl I never met randomly added me on roblox a few days ago and seemed very interested in talking to me. This raised a few red flags, the first being I have over 1.6 million value, so 99% of all my friend requests are from scammers, and the second and perhaps more obvious red flag being that it was a girl who was interested in talking to me. I’m assuming she was playing the long game to get my limiteds, as we spent the first four or five days talking normally. Today she asked to play Minecraft with me. Sure. Whatever. She asked me to download a thing called Lunar Client which actually is a legitimate thing, so I got it. Added her on lunar, and then she asked me to join her world. Not through lunar client, but through her discord profile. You know how on discord when someone’s playing a game discord displays it? That’s what was happening, and there was a button underneath I could click to join her game. I was already on high alert after being asked to download a client so that we could meet up on hypixel, so I naturally avoided pressing that button. I thought it was suspicious that discord said she was on the lunar client, yet the lunar client said she was offline. I waited a couple minutes in case the lunar client was just super slow or something, and after a couple minutes a button on lunar to join her on hypixel did appear. So I clicked it, loaded into hypixel, and when I told her I was there and couldn’t find her, it was suddenly “No I’m not on hypixel, I’m in singleplayer. Try joining through the discord button”. Nope. This reeks of cookie logging or whatever the fuck it’s called. Blocked. Good try. Your first mistake was thinking that I’d believe a woman would genuinely want to hang out with me. Your second mistake was assuming that flirting with me would make me fall for the trap faster. Not a chance dummy, all that did was convince me further that you’re fake. Your third mistake was sending a bunch of screenshots of what buttons you wanted me to press instead of just accepting my friend request on hypixel.

TL;DR women are NOT interested in you women do NOT want to play Minecraft with you women should NOT be trusted under any circumstances because they are MEN who want to steal your roblox hats. Oh… and don’t trust discord links especially when shit already feels sketchy.