It's got everything I want in armor. Dramatic (almost campy) silhouette. Bare midriff. Slutty little thigh cutouts. Two dye channels*.*
Phantom Vision Fending Corselet, Bottoms, Vambraces, Sollerets
Lunar Envoy's Hairpin of Casting
Lunar Envoy's Longsword and Kite Shield
Caballarius Coronet
Pagl'than Chestwrap of Healing
Ktieosis Vambraces of Maiming
Ktieosis Greaves of Fending
Dai-ryumaka Tsutsu-hakama of Maiming
Augmented Cryptlurkers Sword & Kite Shield
I'M SO SICK OF PAGL'THAN BUT HE LOOKS SO GOOD
Terrible book cover I found while working at a book store maybe 10 years ago.
(sorry for off center photo, I had to hide behind the register to take it)
A magical being appears and offers you a challenge; in the room you're currently in, make a huge mess and you will be granted $1M (or your country's equivalent).
After the 30 minutes is up, the being will appraise your handiwork, and then magically restore the room to its former state. Your prize will be awarded if the room is deemed sufficiently messy, but this being does not give any guidelines for what counts as "messy enough," so it's in your best interest to go all out and really trash the place.
There are no negative consequences if you fail to meet the magical being's standards, you just don't get the money and everything goes back to how it was. The room is still restored to its former state whether or not you succeed, and the being will not hold it against you.
What do you do?
Just felt like creating some kind of magical beast. I really like how he turned out, might print some of these and make bookmarks or something.