Had a dream with an unhinged sandwich so naturally I had to make it
The dream took place in a gyro restaurant staffed entirely by stereotypical white sorority girls & nothing on the menu was normal gyro fillings. I got a sandwich containing prosciutto, pepperoni, provolone cheese, scrambled eggs, and basmati rice all on a pita. Nothing on the menu suggested that the eggs would be there but I guess they just came with it. The guy behind me in line ordered a “Peppermint Patty” which was a regular-size hamburger bun with nothing in it but a 1” square of mint-flavored fish paste (like a narutomaki but bad I guess) and then the staff all proceeded to verbally abuse him for ordering it at which point I woke up before I could eat my sandwich.
I couldn’t rest having never known what my food would have tasted like so I went to the store & got the ingredients. Actually turned out pretty good, if a little dry.
If somebody braver than me wants to make a “Peppermint Patty” be my guest but I will not be trying that.