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JD Vance last will and testament read at emergency State of The Union by Speaker of The House, Ronald Reagan XIV.

As of now the will is still being read live, and has been for the last 6 hours, so far Vance has, and I quote, "...Will offer to give all my Earthly possessions to the femboy who blows the most loads on my grave.", he has also stated that in fact Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer and Obama is a demigod.And to remember the late Vance, we leave you with his favorite quote,"Deep down in their hearts, all men wish they were women, but only men who are secure in their masculinity would ever admit that." -- James David Vance, 2017

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u/idontexistonmars — 1 day ago

JD Vance last will and testament read at emergency State of The Union by Speaker of The House, Ronald Reagan XIV.

As of now the will is still being read live, and has been for the last 6 hours, so far Vance has, and I quote, "...Will offer to give all my Earthly possessions to the femboy who blows the most loads on my grave.", he has also stated that in fact Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer and Obama is a demigod.

And to remember the late Vance, we leave you with his favorite quote,

"Deep down in their hearts, all men wish they were women, but only men who are secure in their masculinity would ever admit that." -- James David Vance, 2017

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u/idontexistonmars — 1 day ago