u/illogicalgnome63

My wife and I are staying in a cabin on a small creek. The creek is shallow but it has a couple of deep pools. We decided to put on swimsuits and chill in the creek. Something ate our butts up. We literally had welts on our butts and a couple on our legs. What kind of critters are floating around up here? It felt like ant stings, does the Smokies have underwater ants?

I don't watch a basketball game on my 100 in screen for a third of it to be taken up by the commentator to interview some washed up has been.