u/imcalledaids

The scene: I work in an Irish bar in the UK, I have about 30 people in my bar, spirits are high, solo shift, everything is going well, and then the stomach grumbles start. Hmm, maybe I can pass the wind in the back. Nope. I need to poop. I have 4 hours until the next staff member is on. I have the quickest poop in the world, my body clearly understood what I needed today, but next time I might not be so lucky. Sometimes the poops are a long wiper, or they just keep coming.

What is your protocol for pooping?