u/imjustherefordabeer

Beyond Grateful - you can’t make this stuff up

Beyond Grateful - you can’t make this stuff up

Per The New York Times:

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/27/opinion/grocery-prices-inflation.html

“Americans want them[elected officials] to address the root causes driving up prices and, even more, to deliver timely relief on everyday items. Ideally, they would do both.

Our research also shows where they can start: with the goods that Americans say they have the most trouble affording. More than half of the people we surveyed named meat as their top source of grocery stress — six times the share who named the next-most-chosen source, coffee, tea or other beverages. The price of beef alone has risen by roughly a third in two years. That means a family buying just two pounds of ground beef a week is paying about $10 more every month for the same hamburgers or tacos they’ve always made.”

People are having trouble affording the most resource-intensive food in the world in which they don’t need to consume and the government needs to do something about it.

But the bag holders are the delusional ones, eh? Phoof!🫠

‘I’m a manly man that eats meat who picks myself up by the bootstraps and the gov needs to make meat cheaper cause god says I deserve to eat meat.’ ‘Merica

u/imjustherefordabeer — 7 days ago

Beyond Grateful. Why this is a bigger job destroyer than the so-called AI revolution.

Ooof you caught me with my pants down. I have done zero research. It's probably why I bought these bags; cause I never did research!

But hear me out. This company alone could eliminate 99% of agriculture economist jobs. Also what the fuck do agricultural economists do?!?!

Off the top of my drunk mind, jobs that go poof 💨

  1. agricultural encomists
  2. pharmaceuticals, antibiotics, not all, some, most?
  3. Monsanto/Bayer : ( aw poor baby
  4. tractors & most farmers, John Deere my grandpa used you once. He's gone so should you be, mostly 👏
  5. The medical industry. Aw you mean heart disease is significantly lowered? I'm so sorry for your loss 💔
  6. The weiner doc cause men can get it up again? Phoof. Phoof. 🪾😏 Phoof 🥵
  7. K street. It’s time for the suites to fucking go. Get 👏the 👏 fuck 👏 out 👏. You fucking leeches.
  8. I had some more but I’m drunk :(

I’d rather go down with the ship than be apart of our psychotic society. History will prove us right. Altho we may be long out of business by that time :(

‘Let’s eat dem animals cause my momma and taste buds say so. I’m incapable of thinking for myself but momma approves. Did I mention that I’m a man? I may be overweight but momma says it’s just big bone syndrome.’ ‘Merica

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u/imjustherefordabeer — 1 month ago

Beyond Grateful. Adult content. Must be 18+ to enter.

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To all the meat-eaters ED-ers #MEEDers (lemme trademark that), there may be hope for u!

It seems as tho every night I have beyond immerse my morning w00d🪾goes from 1” to 1.5”, a statistically significant difference! Prolly. And when I have two I swear I hit 1.55”.

Maybe it’s possible plants can help improve your blood circulation or something. That or dreaming of Ethan just gets me going. Still tryina figure it out. I encourage you to do your own research!

‘I eat dem animals and take those pharmaceuticals for when once a year my wife may actually consider making some love with me!’ ‘Merica

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u/imjustherefordabeer — 2 months ago

Beyond Grateful. This should be a trillion dollar company.

If people had empathy, could think past their second coming of Jesus Christ taste buds that deserve perfection, could spare a thought for the rainforest and other ecosystems and the animals that live in them, and had the brain capacity to think about their own health, this company would be worth many a trillions.

But alas, that’s a lot of ifs, and Americans making decisions for the greater good, well, that would simply be un-American.

The unfortunate reality is that beyond may be ahead of its time. It may run out of money long before enough people become empathetic. Unfortunately for us bag holders that would be no bueno. Ima stay holding the bags but I also drink a lot so NFA.

‘This my rainforest and we gonna cut the whole thing down cuz beef.’ ‘Merica

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u/imjustherefordabeer — 2 months ago