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▲ 47 r/laredo

I ALMOST GOT RAN OVER BY GORDILOCA

I was walking from Rochas to the arena today to see Journey with my parents, however as we are crossing the street a white SUV gets really close to my father and slams on those brakes. I didn't get a good look at the drivers but it looked like 2 Fat blobs in the front. However my father did and it turned out to be La Gordiloca. I started laughing my ass off cuz I bet you that she stopped only because if she went to jail she wouldn't have anymore McDonald's

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u/inkling_the_soldier — 3 days ago
▲ 6 r/laredo

Pepperoni Cheese Stick Thingy

Man ts was tasting really good but now it feels like i'm breathing in vape smoke.

Yes mods this counts as local cuisine

u/inkling_the_soldier — 8 days ago
▲ 15 r/laredo

The Air is Funky?

No pic for this post but, Is it just me or is the air in this town funky? like I go outside, and it smells fine, but it feels thick and musky. I swear I don't remember it being like this.

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u/inkling_the_soldier — 1 month ago
▲ 29 r/laredo

Worst places to eat at?

What do you all think are the worst possible places to eat here? (Like so bad you'll end up like the picture)

Personally : Lins (its a hot take for some)

u/inkling_the_soldier — 1 month ago
▲ 87 r/laredo

I HATE THIS GOD DAMN TOWN!!!! GUUUAAAHHHH

  1. Our politicians are fat bastards that act like pigs that roll around in mud with the fucking intelligence of a toothpick and a paper clip shoved up some dudes asshole with the competence of my dad when he falls for a ai-generated Facebook video
  2. Laredo DOES NOT need 5 gazillion car washs i swear 90% are money laundering schemes, like i see one every 10 minutes btw we are small compared to others cities
  3. FIX THE GOD DAMN WATER WE DON'T NEED A AI DATA CENTER FOR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THE AI GENERATED MUSIC GENRE CALL FEET PHONK SIDE SHUFFLE WITH THE STYLE OF 70S OR 80S VAPORWAVE MUSIC THAT THE 9468284TH OLD PERSON WANTS TO LISTEN TO THATS BEEN MY FRIEND'S DAD SADLY MAKES AI MUSIC AND SLOP AND HIRE QUALIFIED PEOPLE FOR THE PLANT
  4. UPGRADE THE MALL PLEASE I KNOW DAMN WELL THEY CAN MAKE IT TWO OR THREE STORIES
  5. 70% OF PEOPLE HERE ARE IDIOTS AND DON'T RESPECT SHIT LIKE TF YOU MEAN "U TR O HRUD JID UN TIG FU NA LI" AND CRASH INTO THE NEAREST POPEYES LIKE SHUT UP
  6. LASTLY MAKE THIS TOWN MORE FRIENDLY FOR THE YOUTH
  7. I'll add more if I got anything else to say
u/inkling_the_soldier — 1 month ago