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According to MORBUD4ME (2024), Strings et al. conclude that a friend with weed is a damn good friend to the aforementioned Strings.

However, the same paper concludes that if you don’t like smoking, Strings still approves. This is due to the principle that a friend who doesn’t smoke ensures “more bud for me”, as Strings asserts.

Therefore, the implicit conclusion is that the hypothetical friend with weed who who also does not smoke is the ideal friend. Whether or not this mysterious friend exists or is purely hypothetical is to be determined.