When you're an ex-fundagelical convert to a pagan religion, but you have mundane reasons to hate something that unbelievers allegedly love "more than God"... explaining the situation does indeed get complicated.
Dale Partridge and similar fundagelicals are the second reason I deleted my X account.
After seeing the original, I felt compelled to create a response (if a content-warning flair for sexism existed, I would have used it).
To the sub's admins -- May I please have my user flair set to "Norse Heathen", to match my flair on the main r/exchristian group? Thank you!
To wrap up my portfolio rollout, here is a direct subversion of an official cartoon from an infamous creationist site (Answers in Genesis). Instead of praying to aggressively spam family members, this version asks the Gods and Goddesses of the North for actual digital wisdom: self-control to pick our battles, patience for honest seekers, courage to stand up against hate groups hijacking our tradition, and the common sense to bypass chain-letters entirely.
We've all seen the cringey "God vs. Devil Arm Wrestling" posts designed purely to farm comments. I crossed out both options to expose the logical fallacy (they claim Satan would cheat but lose, and God would win anyway, so why are we voting?). If you're pagan but still want to play, ignore their blackmail and comment with a completely different deity's full name starting with G or D, just once!
Wherever I'm encouraged to share chain spam for Jesus, it gets fixed first. Unless you worship your own biological functions, no deity woke me up this morning—that's just biology. Lying about my religion is just as wrong as chain-spamming!
So the chain-spammers-for-Jesus think we can't break their NATO phonetic alphabet code? They've got another think coming. The original spells out an aggressive demand for an "Amen," so I intercepted it with a proud declaration of my own: "HECK NO; I AM HEATHEN. HAIL FREYR!" Here — I fixed it for you, sir!
Church social media accounts love using the "Type Amen vs. Keep Scrolling/Side with Satan" blackmail format. I made this to remind them that non-Christian (and non-Satanic) people exist who choose neither option. Time to bring in a literal third option and let Thor use Mjöllnir to clear the board.
We all know the classic "Will you let me in? YES / NO" engagement-bait tactic. Instead of stressing over their binary, I opened up the frame to show what's actually happening on the other side of my door. No thank you, Jesus... all my Scandinavian friends are living here! Hail the Æsir and Vanir!
Created to challenge a televangelist's claim that all non-Christians belong to the Devil by definition. Sorry, but a book I don't believe in holds zero authority over my spiritual lineage. Maury has the real results: my 5-letter father is neither J-E-S-U-S, S-A-T-A-N, nor D-E-V-I-L... it's F-R-E-Y-R (statue pictured in the final panel)!
