Crystal Claire All Episodes Caption Easter Eggs
Hi people! I’ve seen small small mentions of this so I figured I’d bring it to bigger attention-
I watch videos with captions 24/7 I have a hard time understanding fast speaking so sometimes I need to read the words with it too. As per usual I just had the captions on and noticed small bits and pieces in the captions that you wouldn’t know were a thing until you turned the captions on. So I went through all episodes we have and these are the small bits a pieces I have found. Complete with time stamps of where they are located in each episode. it’s hard to tell what is claires thoughts- sometimes the creator poking fun at claire, or if it’s something else entirely. You can tell some is definitely claire and definitely the creator but some are up in the air. But I wrote it down EXACTLY as it was in the captions just incase something is here. So without further ado here’s all I know.
EPISODE 1:
0:47- (Me when I open the cabinet of comfort)
2:26-what if everybody thinks YOU left the cup on the counter?
3:39- prove it to them, then.
3:42-not quite right. Stop,reset, delete, start.
3:45- that was 10x worse
3:53- pure bliss is hard to come by I suppose
6:24- (bacteria-free-boundary)
EPISODE 2:
1:40- It’s better this way.
2:46- (me when I’m an owl)
3:07- (a gentle waft of marinated mouth juice)
5:48- interesting array of handprints
8:29- (hits 3rd note to complete the chord)
9:51-Claire just wanted to be loved someday.
10:23- ZOEY
10:39- This cannot be undone
EPISODE 3:
1:19- You’re late, and nobody cares
4:08- The permanence of it all is settling in
5:24- (crystal claire? more like cortisol claire)
5:45- (it’s like when you have an itch but you can’t scratch it yet.)
6:50- Leave, so I can scratch the itch before it scratches me)
7:04- (This isn’t about the cockroach is it?)
7:16- There’s nobody I want to punish more… than myself
7:25- Now it’s real, now it’s inside of me, now I’m the stranger
8:45- “No Pamela, this is Claire’s special cake”
8:52- Will you find me?
9:02- They Vertical Key Will Unlock the Code
EPISODE 4:
this episode was quite barren surprisingly-
5:23- (Ashy sigh of indifference)
12:21- (Needs smoke, can’t wake up)
13:22- (Claire is silenced)
Tell me your theories and what you think could be what is here- like who is Zoey? And why was she mentioned? What’s the vertical key- and what did I get into lmao- regardless I hope this helps someone piece together something-