u/jholmes_gt

“Hi. My name Brutus. My human call me Brew-brew. Brew-brew very sad because I destroy all my chew toys and have none left to play with. I even destroy my best tire toy. Now Brew-brew just sit around all day with no thing to play with. Brew-brew get so bored yesterday, I had staring contest with lizard. Brew-brew won staring contest. You please suggest some very good, durable toys my dad can go buy so Brew-brew be happy again? Tire toys are Brew-brew’s favorite.”

All ideas welcome, conventional and nonconventional! Thank you!