Untouchable primitives
Why did God create light if he did not yet know that he needs to create beings with eyeballs to see the light? God must have had a perfect example of a being like Descartes in his mind capable of seeing light with eyeballs. "Okay I created light... wait what did I need it for? Oh yes, these round things I have no idea what they are for." God could not have started from scratch. For example, could God have created a being with his head being his ass and his ass being his head? If so, then God must have had our current distribution of ass and head in his mind before he decided to flip them. Flipping itself implies that there was already a baseline from which the alternatives deviates. Therefore God could not unflip his own thoughts. Somethings are just irreducible primitives like head and tail; pleasure and pain; conscious and unconscious. What did God hallucinate before he produced light? Can God separate reality from fiction if his imagination is in 4k? If God cannot hallucinate then how can he sympathize with us? We are more alien to God than God is to us. God knows everything, but what is everything if God decides everything? Does knowledge precede God or does God precede knowledge? The concept of God is superfluous if knowledge precedes God and knowledge can be anything what God wants it to be if God precedes knowledge. Ears are eyeballs and lips are noses. An unembodied God must be in a constant state of bewilderment of these... what do you call it again....? It's like inventing a sixth sense or even a seventh.