u/josephusflav

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If Christianity is there is a hypothetical number of people that i can unscrupulously murder such that the families of my victims are obligated to pay me money.

Render unto Caesar what is Caesars!

Wait a minute doesn't that means Caesar is the legitimate ruler?

How did he come to power? Murder, craploads of murder.

Julius, the homey of Augustus was like , hi everybody im gonna steal the government.

Then the Liberatores (brutus, crassus etc) jerk out dem knives and be like "IMMA MAKE YOU LEAK, IMMA MAKE YOU LEAK" the Augustus kill them and Roman women were shrieking "NO AGUSTUS DONT KILL MY BABY" and he be all like "NAW HO LIL HOMBRE GONNA DIE".

After like a jillion deaths jesus was like you owe that guy money

therefore if Christianity is there is a hypothetical number of people that i can unscrupulously murder such that the families of my victims are obligated to pay me money.

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