
My report to the hospital
And on the next flight, the nurse’s report: “we are inbound to your facility with a pleasant gentleman who is resting comfortably on the cot at this time. He smells faintly of Chanel Sport for men. His belongings include 13 US dollars in a faux leather wallet emblazoned with an image of Coolio. He likes the color green. His vitals include a respiratory rate of 12 unless he is thinking about bees at which time it’s 19. His O2 stat is…” no ETE or chief complaint given.