One accidental smile at my phone ruined my privacy forever 😭
Does every sibling suddenly become an FBI agent the moment they see you smiling at your phone or is mine just naturally evil 😭
Hear me out.
One night I was texting this girl peacefully like a normal human being. Nothing crazy. I was just trying to become an engaging person instead of sounding like an AI-generated customer support bot 💀
And then out of nowhere…
my sibling spawned behind me.
No footsteps. No warning. No humanity.
Bro saw ONE goofy smile on my face and instantly knew everything.
Since that day, my life has never been peaceful again.
Every family gathering: “Yo where’s your girlfriend?”
Every time I touch my phone: “Who you texting lil bro? 😏”
Even when I’m literally checking the weather, this creature stares at me like they discovered classified military secrets.
I made ONE mistake and now I’m living in psychological warfare.
Comment what I should do with this sibling because diplomacy has failed 😭