







I have said it a million times, and I'll say it again:
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I swear on all of Teyvat, if anything happens to our Lavender Melon, I'm gonna make the War of Funerary Flame look like a joke.
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She's my daughter. My everything.
If anything happens to her—even something as small as a scar—Teyvat will wish it had another Cataclysm instead of me.
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People will look at Dottore and call him reasonable compared to what I'll do to Teyvat.
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This is not a drill. I'll make sure she's safe.
Count your days, Heavenly Principles👺🔥
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I was completing some Sumeru World Quest before doing the Archon Quest, and look who decided to join. MOON GODDESS!!
(I swear, it's not an edit nor is it a coop join!)