u/leiaamidala

Had a random customer call today saying he was on the way to close out his savings account, and he wanted all $200k in cash. I let him know we do not even have that much money in the branch to give him, but that I would happily provide a cashier's check. He demands to know how much I CAN give him, and after speaking with my manager, she and I decide on $10k. After telling him this, I am told that he can walk into a branch in Oklahoma and get $40k right now! Well sir, I tell him, I don't know what the cash stock looks like at other branches, but at this one, we can do $10k. He yells "I WANT MY FUCKIN' MONEY!!" and hangs up on me.

We do not have an unlimited stock of cash in the back, sir! That would require a much bigger vault, lmao.