u/majestically1awkward

Recently, I had to get a chest X-ray, and the technician asked if there was any way I was pregnant. I just sat there and thought about it for a second, and then just answered I don’t have a uterus, so no (I had a hysterectomy years ago; I was young when I had my hysterectomy, so I figured people didn’t understand that I could have had one). So, to other ladies and/or nurses or doctors, what is the funniest comeback you have heard to that question? Sometimes you need to laugh about it. I also have a shirt that says feral and sterile and has a raccoon on it; I love wearing it at the gym.